I’ve always wondered whether the right’s obsession with AOC was because they couldn’t handle the cognitive dissonance of disagreeing with her politics while also desperately wanting to fuck her. I think I now have my answer.
Well all their female conservative icons look like their faces were run through a blender. So they have to want to hate fuck female liberal icons instead.
MAGA has a fetish for the blonde bombshell type, so when someone like AOC, who is the exact opposite, walks in, she attracts ALL the attention, from EVERYBODY.
And it’s not just appearance, that just gets their attention. Then she speaks, and she makes sense, and she obviously knows what she’s talking about, and since she makes sense, why not listen to her?
Oh, yeah, because she’s one of them Commies! As red as her lipstick! The Sociopathic Oligarchs say we can’t afford it! We have wars to fight!
I’ve always wondered whether the right’s obsession with AOC was because they couldn’t handle the cognitive dissonance of disagreeing with her politics while also desperately wanting to fuck her. I think I now have my answer.
Well all their female conservative icons look like their faces were run through a blender. So they have to want to hate fuck female liberal icons instead.
MAGA has a fetish for the blonde bombshell type, so when someone like AOC, who is the exact opposite, walks in, she attracts ALL the attention, from EVERYBODY.
And it’s not just appearance, that just gets their attention. Then she speaks, and she makes sense, and she obviously knows what she’s talking about, and since she makes sense, why not listen to her?
Oh, yeah, because she’s one of them Commies! As red as her lipstick! The Sociopathic Oligarchs say we can’t afford it! We have wars to fight!
Wait, I’ve seen this Harry Enfield skit before:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNmBauXYzgc
Harry Enfield, and he’s not playing Loadsamoney? I never!