I’m overblowing the Trump thing because I don’t appreciate being advertised to.

Given that Proton’s CEO has a massive boner for Trump, I don’t think they’re particularly worthy of my trust, either.

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Every day.

In my lifetime I’ve been told there’s a hole in the ozone layer

I won’t dignify the rest of that sentence by quoting any further. You have literally the entire world’s knowledge at your fingertips and instead you sit there being a fucking moron.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montreal_Protocol - a problem being fixed doesn’t mean there was never a problem.

Reddit stood their ground and most of the userbase capitulated - me included.

Funnily enough, I’ve now quit Reddit because of their recent decision to stop people who aren’t signed in from using Old Reddit.

As somebody who doesn’t currently, and has never owned a Prusa printer - this sort of thing is why people pay a premium for Prusa printers.

“Battery low”

You’ve still got 50% battery remaining, you lying piece of shit.

Whew, I sure am glad that somebody haphazardly crossed out that ‘u’. I might have had to read the word “drunk” otherwise.

I am very much not flexible enough, but I have to imagine it feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

Some might consider that a bonus, but not me.

He would have kept not worrying about it if Nala hadn’t shown up.

Moody Piss Jug is the name of my new Punk/Shoegaze band.

I don’t know how they do it elsewhere, but here in New Zealand, they put “per 100g” measurements on the labels which are really helpful.

The teacher is probably looking for something like “Because 40-20 is positive”.

It’s the recommended serving sizes that are out of touch with reality.

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.

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“ChatGPT chooses not to eat where it already shat”

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LG used to put really good DACs in their phones. So for somebody who uses his phone as an MP3 player that can also take calls, my LG V30 was perfect.