I was looking for a job and then I found a job

And heaven knows I’m miserable now

Online sales

No, but I’ve never needed them.

You can major in Ursas? Cool!

Maybe it helps if you have a gigantic stack of containers, but I’ve honestly never seen the point of Portainer when I can just look at my compose file.

I work in esales.

I get asked at least 5 times a day how much something is. Turns out, it’s the big, bold number next to the dollar sign. And, no, you don’t get a fucking discount because you asked what the price is. If anything I should charge you more for wasting my fucking time.

To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication.

and heaven knows I’m miserable now

While I agree that this sounds like all the drawbacks of an ereader with none of the bonuses of a phone, I think compartmentalisation is a pretty big factor. If the back of your phone is for reading, some people will be less likely to get distracted while their phone is flipped over - even though they’re literally holding the likely source of their distraction.

Edit: I feel stupid, but it occurs to me that you don’t have to have it attached to the back of your phone. I’m actually considering getting one now…

I look forward to the same energy when he gives speeches for the 25th anniversary of 9/11 in less than a week.

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You mean to tell me that adding/removing tariffs multiple times a day every day, and threatening to annex your allies will make said allies choose trade relationships with other countries? Colour me fucking bamboozled.

Oop, sounds like Clacton’s having another by-election.

One can only hope they don’t vote for the joke candidate this time.

I thought all of them were excellent, though admittedly I only saw Rises the one time in the theatre. The Dark Knight stands out above the other two, though.

I’m not a Batman or comic fan, which could explain my taste. In fact, a group of friends and I tried watching the 1989 one with no nostalgia and we all agreed to turn it off halfway through.

I bought 32GB of DDR4 RAM for cheap (even for the time) just before the prices really started skyrocketing. They only had a few extras in stock and I strongly considered buying them out and trying to resell them. If I’d done so I could probably retire by now.

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Why do they use terms like “Buy”, and “Purchase”, then?

That’s why the unit circle definitions of trig functions are better. “The y coordinate of the point on a unit circle 90 degrees anticlockwise from the positive x-axis” makes a lot more sense than “The ratio between the lengths of a line segment and… another identical line segment in exactly the same place”.

Given how long ago this was announced, anybody still using Chrome doesn’t care.

♫ Workin’ 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin’ ♫