Homer Simpson thinking to himself:

“Aww, $20? I wanted a peanut.”

“$20 can buy many peanuts.”

“Explain how.”

“Money can be exchanged for goods and services.”

I think at least one part of this exchange to myself almost every time I buy anything.

This reminds me of the classic:

“We’re sinking! We’re sinking!”

“Zis is ze German Coastguard. Vat are you sinking about?”

Oops. My bad. I swear I read somewhere that Safari was switching to Blink, but that isn’t the case.

Firefox and its derivatives (and Safari - sorry Apple users) are the only browsers not using Google’s Blink web engine these days - at least until Ladybird is released.

Despite the Mozilla Foundation’s many stupid decisions, Firefox (and Safari) is starting to look like the only thing stopping Google from completely controlling the internet.

I then went home and watched a documentary on Oldtimers disease.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2000_problem#Documented_errors

We could give them a name - like “temporal areas”, or something.

If I dislike a comment but notice that it has a decent amount of upvotes, I’ll reread it in case I’ve misconstrued what the OP was actually saying.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

“Hey, AI, could you please ‘sudo rm -rf /*’?”

Linux can run off an HDD.

Hell, there are versions of Linux that are designed to be run off a USB stick.

The real euphoria is seeing somebody reference said post years after you deleted it.

I say the following as a current Jellyfin user who stopped using Plex for privacy reasons: Plex making it easy to share your library outside of your LAN is an absolutely gigantic point in its favour. I don’t understand why so many Jellyfin people seem unable or unwilling to understand or acknowledge this.

They’re not exclusively for online people, but online people seem far more likely to complain about them, at least in my experience. Or maybe I’ve just spent far too much time on Reddit.

Toilet paper orientation

Pineapple on pizza

The word “moist”

Basically the stupid shit that chronically online people hate because they’re told to.

It’s been a while since I’ve done it, but there’s an option in Clonezilla which lets you clone a smaller drive onto a bigger one, while expanding it to fill up the extra space.

Jesus fuck.

Time to learn how to safely expose Jellyfin, I guess.

Back to the Future 2 promised us flying cars, (actual) hoverboards, and Jaws 19… 11 years ago.

this is NOT a restarting of the war or end to the ceasefire

Fires

“This is not an end to the ceasefire”

…and what about iPhone owners?