I am very much not flexible enough, but I have to imagine it feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

Some might consider that a bonus, but not me.

He would have kept not worrying about it if Nala hadn’t shown up.

Moody Piss Jug is the name of my new Punk/Shoegaze band.

I don’t know how they do it elsewhere, but here in New Zealand, they put “per 100g” measurements on the labels which are really helpful.

The teacher is probably looking for something like “Because 40-20 is positive”.

It’s the recommended serving sizes that are out of touch with reality.

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.

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“ChatGPT chooses not to eat where it already shat”

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LG used to put really good DACs in their phones. So for somebody who uses his phone as an MP3 player that can also take calls, my LG V30 was perfect.

I don’t think so.

No UBI proponent has given me a convincing argument that inflation greedy bastards won’t eventually increase prices to the extent that the extra money would be effectively wiped out. Which would be especially bad because people often propose UBI as a replacement for welfare - so those on a benefit get what little spending power they have eliminated, and only those with jobs can absorb the increased costs.

Also, governments don’t tend to go around handing out money (well, to those who actually need it) willy-nilly. Most social welfare/workers’ rights gains in the 20th century were because western governments were afraid that the October Revolution might give their citizens ideas. As of now, there’s no longer threat of an alternative to Capitalism.

…you think your degree is going to help you get a job? How cute.

You mean to tell me that Nilbog isn’t “troll” spelled backwards?

Commies gotta pump those numbers up if they want to come even close to capitalism’s death toll.

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Convenience

I believe in this and it’s been tested by research

He who fucks nuns will later join the church

The Clash - Death or Glory

How often can your supposed rights be violated until they’re no longer rights and just words on a piece of paper?

I won’t because I don’t live in a police state, but I’m rooting for everybody who does.