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beep@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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From this day forward......... Canada geese are to be known as Donald Ducks.

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From this day forward......... Canada geese are to be known as Donald Ducks.

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beep@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1367759/from-this-day-forward-canada-geese-are-to-be-known-as-donald-ducks

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    If you’ve got a problem with canada gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate.

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      Here, have the gif 🙂

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      That’s what I appreciates about you.

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      You’re 10-ply there ain’t ya bud.

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        Fuck you, Shoresy!

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          Fuck you Jonesy!

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      What am I marinating? The idea or the goose?

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        Both

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          Ok, thinking really hard of the idea at a goose… I hope this counts as marinating if I do it for several hours

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    He can attempt to raise the ire of geese if he likes. He’ll reap what he sows.

    Hashtaggoosefact:

    Canada Geese have teeth.

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    Le honque

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    It just struck me that the Canadian goose has overtaken the beaver as the Canadimal

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      Depends on context. Goose is “insane and doesn’t give a fuck when provoked”. Beaver is “calm industriousness”.

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    fucking americans ruining lemmy shitpost 😔

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    Its important to note that in the full sequence that the moron and his cronies posted.

    The goose survives and flies away from the fight.

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    Don’t insult the geese like that, people will either consciously or subconsciously want to run them over in the road…

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