Seems to only be happening on my feed, not other stuff

Glad I’m not the only one who had a bad production deployment today.

The difference between rednecks and hillbillies is hillbillies will shoot at cars with federal plates on principle.

Where are you going to get a coconut on the Western Front? Some kind of swallow-based logistics system?

Same for drunk driving if you took the keys from everyone in a Ram 2500, and the overlap is significant.

I’m gonna invent an AI to watch ads for me

He lacks the drive of Blofeld and the style of Scaramanga

Just got back from the show and it was awesome.

When she turned around and tore off her dress to show white lingerie with one of those caution triangles the crowd went nuts.

And a wineskin full of barley water, chilled in the stream

Thank you for your service 🫡

Arguing about Google Docs will prepare them for the corporate world

The only thing that taught me more about computers than trying to get porn is trying to pirate software.

I’m really looking forward to it. One of the dancers does a great act where she comes out in an Amish outfit and then strips to “Amish Paradise.”

Going to a burlesque show with my wife, then steak on Sunday

Pobody’s nerfect!

/s

I hate this world and don’t care what happens to it.

lol 5pm

Been working till seven the last two weeks.

Granted, it’s been largely pantsless but it’s still grueling.

Even with spinning disks all that extra write traffic isn’t exactly great.

Plus scrubbing floppies takes forever

Even local files still “exist” when you delete them. Usually the filesystem just marks those blocks as reusable since overwriting the data would take a lot longer.

And not a cool bitch like the one in apartment 23

He’s also great in What Would Diplo Do?