Fuck you Jonesy!

You’re 10-ply there ain’t ya bud.

No. He’s a toroidal sphere, essentially pure asshole.

In Australia there are consumer protection laws that cover similar situations. If a product price scans differently at the checkout than displayed on the shelf, you get the product at whichever price is lower, or the business must cease selling the item until the price is corrected.

In addition there is a voluntary code of practice that the big supermarkets have signed onto which states that if the price scans higher at the checkout than shown on the shelf, the customer is entitled to receive the first of that item for free and any subsequent items at the lower price.

I think you’ll find they’re actually all jackdaws.

George isn’t at home - please leave a message at the beep.

I think you have your heroes confused: Dean Cain played Superman, Sigourney Weaver was in Alien.

Believe it or not!

My god, the sass - it’s magnificent.

What’s the current polymarket on the count of gay Tate brothers >0?

The tracking is used to identify the source user who shared the link - that is connected in the DB to the user who received and used the link. That connects their two digital footprints as far as the website is concerned. It’s one element that leads to strangely tenuous “people you may know” style lists. If you and the person you share with have totally separate online lives. The moment you share that link - everything YouTube (Google) knows about both of you is connected. If one of you has shared your contact lists, your phone number, address etc is potentially now connected to you even if you’ve never posted it to anything online. It doesn’t take much for someone to be linked to 1000’s of people in a chain reaction of connections started by a single shared link that hasn’t been anonymised.

I read the heading and thought you were posting sugar-free Haribo gummy bears.

It requires use of tentacles though.

Ahem, Lenny CrabTits*

The impact of the blue (Or any dark ) paint was that it absorbs more radiation from sunlight, increasing the temperature of the water in the pool. It’s this temperature increase which gives rise to the algal bloom. Theoretically painting it black would have been even worse.

As was the style at the time.

A ship of fools you say?

Excuse me, uh did you say yutes?

Yeah your honor the two yutes.

Uh, what is a yute?

Oh excuse me your honor - two youTHs.

I’ve come to enquire about your spoons.

Also

My spoon is too big, my spoon is too big. I am a bananaaaaaaaa

Omg. I’ve accessed a very old brain partition:

I’m beached es bru.

Hello I’m doctor Jesus, good morning how are you I’m doctor Jesus.