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GreenKnight23@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Do you know the muffin man?

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Do you know the muffin man?

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Schwim Dandy@piefed.zip
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    The muffin man?

    • DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works
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      THE MUFFIN MAAAAN!!!

      • HubertManne@piefed.social
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        Who lives on Drury Lane?

        • med@sh.itjust.works
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          Well actually, she’s married to the muffin man…

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            NOT MY GUMDROP BUTTONS!

          • HubertManne@piefed.social
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            I bet she likes a good muffin.

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    poor bastard got priced out of drury lane, shit got gentrified

    • HobbitFoot @thelemmy.club
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      It is a lot better than before. There were people cooking sugar out on the open street before.

  • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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    Down on Drury Lane? Yeah I heard he got a divorce recently

  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    No but in college I knew a girl named Muff Inman.

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldOP
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      just like her mother likes it.

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    More of a bread guy, but yeah, I know him.

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    I know a guy that bakes and sells muffins and explicitly tells the people that buys them that they were not baked in an industrial kitchen, implying that the risk of eating them is on them.

    Does that count?

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldOP
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      you are the best kind of correct.

  • schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
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    Now in Spanish:

    ¿Conoces a PinPon?

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    dunkin donuts used to make pastries fresh in each store at 4am or something.

    that is how i knew the muffin man.

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    Girl, you thought he was a man
    But he was a muffin
    He hung around till you found
    That he didn’t know nuthin’

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      Some people like cupcakes better. I, for one, care less for them.

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