The muffin man?
THE MUFFIN MAAAAN!!!
Who lives on Drury Lane?
Well actually, she’s married to the muffin man…
NOT MY GUMDROP BUTTONS!
I bet she likes a good muffin.
poor bastard got priced out of drury lane, shit got gentrified
It is a lot better than before. There were people cooking sugar out on the open street before.
Down on Drury Lane? Yeah I heard he got a divorce recently
No but in college I knew a girl named Muff Inman.
just like her mother likes it.
More of a bread guy, but yeah, I know him.
I know a guy that bakes and sells muffins and explicitly tells the people that buys them that they were not baked in an industrial kitchen, implying that the risk of eating them is on them.
Does that count?
you are the best kind of correct.
Now in Spanish:
¿Conoces a PinPon?
dunkin donuts used to make pastries fresh in each store at 4am or something.
that is how i knew the muffin man.
Girl, you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn’t know nuthin’Some people like cupcakes better. I, for one, care less for them.








