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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Citrus fresh smell

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Citrus fresh smell

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Zier@fedia.io
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    What does work, is when you mix orange juice and vodka, drink all afternoon and the “grimy” spots will magically disappear.

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      If you don’t mix the vodka and drink, the whole afternoon will magically disappear

      • Zier@fedia.io
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        But the orange juice has Vitamin C and prevents scurvy.

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      Instructions unclear, how does one drink an afternoon?

      • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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        Same way you saddle a fart.

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          “the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.”

      • Zier@fedia.io
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        You start at Noon, mix a large iced pitcher of orange juice & vodka, start a movie and finish 3 pitchers before 5pm, afternoon gone, possibly the evening as well. You’re welcome!

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          Instructions unclear the following two days were also consumed

    • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah, but they come back in the morning so you have to repeat the process again.

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        “Cleaning” is a never ending process. We just have to live with it.

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      Same with mixing it with drain cleaner.

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    Like dipping your socks in river water, it’s easy and free!

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    Citrus peel can be used as a goo gone replacement.

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    Damn! I was hoping it could… I loves that fresh citrus smell!

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      The adhesive loosener used to remove sticky bandages is orange oil from orange peel, so you could try rubbing with the outside of the orange. Either way the inside would still be edible if you eat it right away.

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    Gemini be like…

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    Well, at least orange juice isn’t expensive.

    Oh.

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    You know, if you put in one paragraph of the positive results before the “it doesn’t work” sentence I would probably read the first sentence and ignore the rest.

    • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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      Do you know about the benefits of using old motor oil to fertilize your lawn?

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