“Putin is afraid of cameras.”

As he should be.

That’s called the Peg.

Where is the $2/gal gas he promised on “day one” of his current term?

If you squeeze them they get creepy, and wet on the outside. O_o

trump: here’s your payment. [hands the UFC fighters a box of twinkies & ho ho’s]

fighters: …

It means it was super funny, painfully funny.

I prefer limes.

Fuck you for making me laugh so hard. It fucking hurts!!!

I love mathing.

Are you flirting with me?

Don’t kink shame me!

An overblown ego & proud of being stupid.

1:45 AM EDT they finished the scaffolding and are now putting a tarp over the entire structure. This will not be done by morning. It would be hysterical if it was finally finished on his birthday. America’s gift to you!

You MONSTER!!!

Henry Ford is missing from his grave.

It’s Fractal Beach, DUH!

S’up G!

Where is my coal powered car???

Wake me when the Senate also approves this and it becomes law.

By now we should have had 10G.