Fuck yeah! Hand me that horse cock sized RooR.
Happy cake day!
Fuck that! We smoked our weed out of apples and tin cans like our hogcrankers before us
Alt view: vapes prepare you for pleasuring our future robot overlords ☝️
Gotta have SOMETHING to offer them if you don’t want to be liquidated
Better to be Lubrication over Liquidation
Nice try, still not vaping
Sucking robot dick trained me to vape. Checkmate, atheists.
Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalant System
Where do we train for robot cunnilingus?
Close enough
Runescape on the nub got me prepared
I think you just hold the button until it resets. That’s what a friend told me anyway
Pressing down on the little red button and very gently rocking
… can produce gushes
“Why did they even design you to have this?? Who designs robots with dicks!? Mad scientists are real!”
*mad engineers
Most mad scientists are actually mad engineers
Do you have a mad control group? Which mad journal did you publish this in?
Randal Monroe, there is an XKCD article in here…
If they’re running an experiment without a control group that has more than one subject, they’re mad empiricists.
Who designs robots with dicks? Sex-tox companies in a society that has relatively cheap consumer robots, presumably.
And if that’s the case, peeps are probably getting one so they can suck some dick.
Why is the “y” in you capitalized?
So you know it is about a human and not a robot.
Perhaps they omitted the punctuation and it’s supposed to be two sentences.
To the next question: What’s the ‘to’ doing there?
There’s a fetish for everyone.
I prefer to stick to normal ones 😊
Not with this nickname please
Don’t worry, I’m 18+ 😘
Damn, how many classes you fail??
ass > class
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Likewise!
actually none 😇 my nickname is due to my favourite fetish 😼 Don’t worry, not a pedo 😅 but looking to capitalise on them due to my petite teen appearance 👀 Oh and btw, I did use to suck my xbf dick while still at school 😊
Crosspost this to the Shirts That Go Hard community.
There is art everywhere, if you know how to look for it
With the quality of teledildonics these days, I’m already there… W’s in the chat for my fellow Robosexuals!
When the vape gets me high, it seems like a fair trade off.
If the robot dick gets me high still then I’m in. Basically the plot of Naked Lunch but robots instead of aliens, the typewriter is a laptop
Romesh Ranganathan on Taskmaster described it (positively) as “giving Robocop a blowie.” I think the companies making them should jump on that marketing phrase.
Blowiecop
