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merci3@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 天前

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merci3@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 天前
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  • Mika@piefed.ca
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    10 天前

    Where did they get 1400Gb storage iphones?

    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today
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      10 天前

      That’s a lot of grinding

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        10 天前

        💪 grind culture, gotta make that cake or something

      • Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online
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        Let’s

        Grind!

        Brothers,

        Together

        Quickly!

    • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I just checked you can get 2tb iPhones, and it looks like they are essential for power users of Grindr.

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        10 天前

        Power users? Or power bottoms.

        • EldritchFemininity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          10 天前

          Yes.

          Who do you think is doing all the keyboard smashes?

        • mysticalone@lemmy.world
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          10 天前

          Im more of a daffy duck

      • Aneb@lemmy.world
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        Of course its an iPhone so you cant get rid of bloat. Most of the 2tb will be system settings after the next update

    • stoy@lemmy.zip
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      The iPhone 17 Pro Max comes in variants with 2TB storage

    • RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world
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      That’s the total internet usage of the app. Not how much storage the phone has.

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        The top of that screen literally reads “iPhone Storage”. That is absolutely about storage space, not network usage.

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      10 天前

      Pre-2025 pricing

    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      10 天前

      I have an old xiaomi 13t with 1TB. Got it cheap, used.

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      10 天前

      The secret tier of the Trump Phone has these kind of specs.

  • TheEntity@lemmy.world
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    10 天前

    Guys, is this gay to use more than two colors that are easy to distinguish from each other? I’m asking for a friend.

    • Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online
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      10 天前

      No but grinder might be

    • Chozo@fedia.io
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      10 天前

      Just use alternating black and white LIKE GOD INTENDED

      • Meron35@lemmy.world
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        10 天前

        The straight pride flag. Because heterosexuality is a prison.

      • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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        10 天前

        God said C: and D:, not F:, A: and G: 😌

        • mysticalone@lemmy.world
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          10 天前

          Wasn’t floppy A:?

          • toynbee@piefed.social
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            And B: five and a quarter?

          • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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            9 天前

            Each day we stray further from the path of light 😢

    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      10 天前

      Just thinking about it is too much, you now have to choose your letter.

  • nullspace@lemmy.world
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    10 天前

    Average RNC screenshot.

  • Tja@programming.dev
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    Nice

  • KSP Atlas@sopuli.xyz
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    That’s roughly equivalent to 67 hours of 60fps 4K video lmao (no the number is not intentional)

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      You could get 67 hours of content pretty easily on Grindr with about a week of effort. Now, getting them to film it in 4k might be tricky, it’s usually blurry shots of them jerking it in the bathroom.

      (Edit) Actually, scratch that, this is a few months worth. Maybe I keep getting guys with shitty cameras.

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        100gb from a single app is ridiculous, it doesn’t have a feature to delete old stuff? And in messages it doesn’t re encode videos to a lower res instead of just sending a 4k 25mbit/s video?

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    This person is lucky they weren’t around when defragmentation programs were more common.

    Let alone TV station test patterns.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      lucky?

      fuck i think i just realized i’m a vampire those were relaxing. along with sorting my rices.

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        When you sort your Skittles, do you then eat all of the same color first, or do you eat them evenly so that all colors run out at about the same time?

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          First one then the other

          I mean now that you’ve got me thinking about it, we’re talking original flavor fun size bag, right? Different flavors or anything more than a handful is a different story. I eat all the oranges last, because save your favorite flavor for last. Every snack, every meal, every treat. Don’t go out with a bad taste in your mouth. Currently in Original Skittle that’s orange but it used to be yellow. I think green before that but that’s on the way before, But until I get to the oranges I sort them into flavor and eat whatever flavor(s) I have party of, one at a time, until I have the same amount of all of the flavors (again, except orange). Then one at a time until I am out on non-favored Skittles.

          Or I just shovel them in by the handful. Sometimes the mouth and brain and belly want one thing, sometimes they want another. I have learned to get out of the way when they agree.

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    Dude. This only happens when iOS detects gay porn on your phone.

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    It’s all the fault of that damned Roy G. Biv guy.

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      Roy G Biv: By your powers combined, I am Captain Rainbow!

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    As usual red is doing most of the work here just like in real gay

    • JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca
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      “Life” doing all the heavy lifting?

    • Etterra@discuss.online
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      Sounds sus.

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    are there even iphones with 4tb storage? or maybe even 6? I mean you could probably change the SSD (no idea how you could fit a drive into the phone) or whatever and just format the partition into the apple’s one and install ios. You would probably need third part software to install ios tho but it should maube run? I don’t think the storage drive should affect that?

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      but it’s most likely edited for reasons like the system storage taking like 40gb which woild make 64gb phones impossible if they’re even sold anymore, but it would not surprise me if ios was just extremelt bloated.

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        oh and also the used gb seems to have only 3 digits but it waa probably pbvopus that it was edited anyways I just got distracted.

        • ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works
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          an it’s also a shitpost sub

          • ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works
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            would deleting my comments look weird?

            • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Yes, even if the conversation involves that guy from Limitless

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    Ungratefull, here’s a phone trying to show you a good time…and all they do is complain.

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    I think it depends on what kind of stuff you save

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