He doesn’t tell how it works…
If he said “do them in your head” it would have made more sense lol
Read between the lines: they’re saying that they have to cheat to win.
If you told me this before, I would be winning every game of chess I played
Well instead of “make” it should be “think” and it would be fine, you fool
is this from Trump’s book?
The art of the steal.
No no, this makes sense, you literally need to cheat.
It works for the crooks in charge.
But the people paying for these kind of alpha boot camps aren’t ever going to be in that position. They’ll just put on blinders and “hustle” like a good little worker.
So what that brick do?
The FIDE regulations dictate that a player who declines en passant must drop a brick on their pipi. A brick is kept nearby for such eventualities
holy hell
new response dropped
I don’t see any anal beads in that drawing though.
Pull harder
I mean I am not a chess enthusiast but I knew chest since I was a kid and learning of en passant just now, wow.
I figured it was something like that.
I thought the one guy had shit a brick…
We hit that bullseye and the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.
Checkmate.
your buddy vapes over the game board
“I activate fog of war”
But he’s correct. If you’re rich enough you can bribe all the seconds, then you can make extra moves and irregular moves. Heck, you can just have all the seconds declare you victor.
For extra points, hire guys with guns to make sure everyone at the tournament agrees with your rules.
This is the state of modern neoliberal capitalism from the view of billionaire oligarchs and multi-national conglomerate corporations.
Business is like Start Craft 2, you gotta raise your APM if you want to beat the Korean pros
I hear you can cheat at chess by sticking a vibrator in your ass.
Maybe that’s what the rich CEOs are doing to win
I keep trying but it doesn’t seem to make me rich
Maybe you already are without realizing it yet 💖
But that is how CEO assholes work (or try to until they can’t get away with it)
Source: worked with nearly a dozen CEOs of various size companies
To be fair, though, if you were in a game of chess where you could make 10 moves for every one move your opponent makes, it would be really easy to win that game of chess.
The Scholar’s mate school of business.
Chess with flash windows.
I feel so fucking dirty for saying those words. Good god.
Alpha in the software sense: pre-release, lots of bugs, definitely not ready for production, sale, or wide public viewing.
Alpha male when full release male walks in: 😧
And increasingly: Mostly composed of an assortment of self-reinforced hallucinations.
So we can ship it tomorrow? Great I just told the investors, so we’re now leagly obligated to ship it tomorrow.
This explains SO much about their thinking.
