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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Rough date

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Rough date

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    If I knew my date hand just taken five shots in short order the first thing I’d probably ask them is, “Can I call you a cab?”

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      I’m not a cab… YOUR A CAB… whatsh werz we tulking abit

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      What if you had also taken five shots in short order?

      The plot thickens.

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        In that case I’d be too busy laughing at my own jokes to do anything useful.

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          Hippocrate

          • Hugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            🦛📦

      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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        Sounds like that short video series with the guy from Silicon Valley.

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      Nerd!

      /$

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        🤓 !

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      I’d go shot for shot with her and we’d have a fucking blast.

      Bunch of fucking virgins in here.

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        It wasn’t until I got clean that I came to understand that non-alcoholocs don’t see drinking as a competitive activity.

        Good luck, I hope it never gets bad for you but that’s usually a question of when, not if.

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        Every girl I’ve ever known who tried 5 shots of vodka was crying by 3 and throwing up while taking #5.

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