• spacegoat@lemmy.world
    201·
    2 个月前

    More than 20. I disagree that it makes it less meaningful. But I have learned that there are many women who are bad at sex. It’s not just men.

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayEnglish
        6·
        2 个月前

        I got one, my second to last partner. I blame “squirting” becoming a thing. She would push so hard to pee to make it seem like she was squirting that she would push me out every minute or so.

    • nomad@infosec.pub
      6·
      2 个月前

      Agreed. The worst once are those who think sex is a thing only men want and swear they have no need at all and don’t know what they want or like.

      • spacegoat@lemmy.world
        6·
        2 个月前

        My absolute pet peeve is women who don’t know how to get themselves off. I’m willing to put in the work, but if she doesn’t even know what works for her, then it’s never going to work.

          • ᓚᘏᗢ@piefed.socialEnglish
            6·
            2 个月前

            We had a few slightly older Thai and Korean girls at our shop for a bit, who were like that when it came to subtlety. They were fantastic negotiators though and regularly seemed to make bank upselling random bullshit to guys.

            I had a double booking with one of them once and spent much of it trying to keep my mouth busy so I wouldn’t be keeled over laughing while she was basically rincing this guys wallet of cash selling him her kegal exercises (and he fucking paid her too. The massive Samoan guy standing outside the door was probably good insentive tho).

            Some of the fetish jobs were a lot of fun, one lovely older dude I saw a few times had a whole bunch of very expensive sex toys and ‘apparatus’ and was super into using them on others. Always a fun night.

            I also really enjoyed the handful of nights I did at this club that involved basically just edging tied up guys in front of people. The guy running that event was super creepy towards me though, like I’d start feeling unsafe the moment he even entered the room type of creepy. I blocked the club from messaging me again after he escalated things.

            The rest of the fet stuff I did wasn’t anywhere near as fun tbh. I stopped avertising for it on my profiles after one guy got violent, luckily he still paid me but the bruising it left me with was bad.

            Also waaay too many guys want to be pissed on.

        • Crackhappy@lemmy.worldEnglish
          4·
          2 个月前

          The only time I ever used the services of a sex worker was after my wife passed away. We didn’t have sex, we just cuddled naked for an hour and I cried all over her. It was quite healing for me, as she had really huge boobs, like my wife did.

  • LouNeko@lemmy.world
    191·
    2 个月前

    Zero. I’m over 30. Who decided to make us so stupidly resilient, I want to fucking die already.

    (Those things are only marginally related)

    • LouNeko@lemmy.world
      201·
      2 个月前

      I wish there was like a Craigslist for life.

      Offering roughly 40 years of life remaining.

      • Teeth slightly crooked but all still original from manufacturer (missed a service intervall in 2014).

      • Hair at roughly 80% capacity.

      • Glasses have to replaced every 3-4 years.

      • Used to have “Eat what ever you want, never gain weight” package, but the subscription ran out (not offered anymore).

      • Back pain set in a few years ago but still managable.

      • Doesn’t like arugula, coriander or chocolate above 60%

      • Addicted to sugar

      • No job and 1.73 GPA Bachelors.

      • ADHD bundled with Depression included

        Genuenly, from the bottom of my heart, something, take me the fuck out. I’ll take pancreatic cancer at this point as long as it’s certain death.

        • ᓚᘏᗢ@piefed.socialEnglish
          71·
          2 个月前

          Ngl I sometimes really wish I was wasn’t such a misanthrope and more predisposed to cultish behaviour.

          Some Jim Jones motherfucker taking the reigns with fruity drinks and the company of all my new cult freinds, would be so, so nice.

          I barely even enjoy talking to people online anymore though, so like fuck am I going to be putting myself out there irl and networking to find the right cult.

  • SadSadSatellite @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    181·
    2 个月前

    9? I feel like there’s one or two I’m not thinking of.

    Edit: There were. So 11.

    I’ve never actually tried to count before, I’ve always felt like i’d been with fewer partners than most others. I guess not.

    I’ve never really gone looking for one time things though, so even though I started at 13, it took twenty years to get to 11 people.

    Edit again: 13. Can’t remember shit anymore.

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
    194·
    2 个月前

    Maybe a hundred by now, lost count. My wife has hundreds more than me, and we keep increasing our numbers together, so to speak. God I love my wife and I love my life.

    Wife an I love to regularly go to sex clubs, we have regular partners we play with a lot, and we both give eachother the freedom that if we have an opportunity to have sex while the other isn’t there, take it. We both simply love sex and we’re super open and honest and respectful about our wants, needs, and desires