• nexguy@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    I can provide LIBERTY FREEDOM coffins at a discount for true patriots. Each coffin comes with an engraved American flag and a gun holster. Today’s your can pre-order your LIBERTY FREEDOM coffin for $4,747.47. Don’t 86 your rights!

    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      2 days ago

      You joke, but some gullible idiot will buy that.

      I know people who get their phone service through “PureTalk” to escape the “liberals at AT&T”. I’m still not sure which is the greater irony: the fact that AT&T is an extremely conservative stick in the mud Corpo of the fact that PureTalk is an MVNO whose network is provided by – wait for it – AT&T