Mommy wants to be hurt. She specifically requested it.

Beast with two backs forgot to stretch.

That’s a tough call. I would say the hardest was when I was on the board of a regional charity organization and we caught the CEO embezzling. If you’ve never dealt with something like that before, it’s hard to imagine the river of shit that is coming your way.

This dude, who was paid a decent salary and benefits, very smugly told us that he felt he was more entitled to the money than the people who actually needed it. I’ve never wanted to punch anyone so badly. Firing him was the easy part. Dealing with the criminal investigation and the loss of community trust was the hard part. That was more of an emotionally exhausting year and a half rather than just a day though.

You can pull the fuse but this also disables Bluetooth iirc.

You would “clear it” by “opening” the action. A firearm cannot be fired with the action open. What that looks like depends on the type of action.

Edit: It’s a good firearm safety protocol to open the action before handing a weapon to someone. Always, always, always assume that it’s loaded.

That’s pretty much my littlest one. He got forced out into the world and he’s been pissed about it ever since.

I need Office/PowerBi/Teams to work without issue. The web versions do not cut it for my use cases.

Same problem. I actually use Mint on my laptop but the desktop still has Windows 10 because some apps are still just not useable or fully useable on Linux. As much as I wish Libre Office was a full replacement for MS Office, it’s not. At least not for power users.

You spend too much money on electricity. Have you thought about just freezing to death?

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I had an old buddy who served in Vietnam. One time I asked him what it was like to kill someone. I’ll never forget his answer.

“You know, when you’ve got your rifle trained on somebody, there for a split second you’ve got the power of God in your hands. You get to decide if that person lives or dies. Nobody should have that kind of power. I only wish I had known that before I had done things that I couldn’t undo.”

He said he still had nightmares all the time, even 45 years later.

Step #1: Integrate “AI” into all ACME products; including anvils and dynamite.

Step #2: Draft press release that we expect to have solved the “roadrunner conundrum” by the end of the third quarter.

Step #3: Repeat Step #2 for a couple of years.

Step #4: Fail to deliver on the promise of Step #2.

Step #5: Exit the business with my now substantial fortune, leaving the Wyle E. Coyote holding the bag.

My wife occasionally agrees to meet people if they live on the other side of the county and it’s going to take them an hour to get to our house.

Usually people just come and pick up their items. We live suburbia though so maybe they feel “safer.”

Is it a printer? Hold on. I will come help you throw it out the window.

Totally get it. You wanna be where you can see your troubles are all the same. You wanna be where everybody knows your name.

You guys have jobs??

I just finished moving one of my projects from Digital Ocean to a leased server. Even with a second host for backups, it’s a lot cheaper and leaves me with plenty of excess capacity.

It takes a little more time for maintenance but it’s not too bad.

If it were, “Share your stuffies and go out for ice cream”, it would be far from the worst marriage advice I’ve ever heard.

Playing video games with my nephews

Me: Get obliterated because I suck

Nephew #1: “Ha ha!”

Nephew #2: “What a fucking noob.”

Wife: Appears seemingly from nowhere “Excuse me!? Do I need to talk to your mom about your language?”

Nephews 1&2: “No ma’am.”

Me: 😏

Is your last name “Braddock” by any chance?

You seem pretty sure about that.