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ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

Imperial system slander

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Imperial system slander

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ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 days ago

    More feet like this

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      I hope there was a bee involved in that picture.

      • RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org
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        4 days ago

        Maybe Arbee’s? Taco Beell? Starbeeucks?

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        Maybe, but probably McDonald’s

    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The American foot is 38% thicker than the British foot.

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        In Europe people wear Boss, Armani, Versace, etc. In the US they wear McDonald’s, Burger King, KFC.

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    I never had problems with feet, but i can’t wait until the current foot-craze subsides.
    It’s like with everything these days. someone makes a mildly interesting/funny/sexy/whatever thing and for unfathomable reasons 12% of humanity or 96% of humans on the internet latch on to it and make it the core of their worldview/humour/identity until the next thing pops up.

    STOP THE FEET

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    I support using Maderaka as length unit

    Context (NSFW)

    Clip from Handyman Saitou in another world

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Imagine if King Henry used his penis to measure things instead of his foot.

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      How many dicks in a yard?

      • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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        African, or European?

        • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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          I don’t know that!

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Yoda would be into feet. He’s so short and down there all the time, sniffin and making those strange happy satisfied noises. Just look at him.

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        Maybe not so into human feet, though.

  • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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    Maybe the imperialists were on to something?

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    NSFW

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    deleted by creator

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    south parks Mr Mackey explaining how maybe your just jel

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    ELI5: How foot, inch, fahrenheit, cup, teespoon is defined (without using SI System). How long is one foot?

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      A foot is 12 inches.

  • daggermoon@piefed.world
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    I love feet, so yummy! 😋

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    Feet is relative to the distance you walk - with your feet.

    No don’t ask me how it works or whose foot was measured or why it isn’t strides.

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    You’re displaying the inches side of the measuring tape.

    • RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org
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      It’s showing more centimeters than inches

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        Only because cm are smaller

        • RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org
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          I don’t need excuses

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      It’s cause they want what they want.

      We get it. We know what we got over here.

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      Don’t @ me, I just stole it. :(

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        Don’t steal trash! Are you a raccoon?

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        From the same video i watched earlier?

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    this feels like thinly disguised foot fetishist posting.

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      oh yeah. I think I see the new shitpost meta emerging. I’ll be eagerly awaiting TherapyGary’s 3 page scientific write up on foot-philia as a product of the war on drugs

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      No fetish shaming!

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        No fetish shaming!

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          Why though? Why prosecute people for who they are? Just because you don’t like their ethnicity / gender / kink / fetish / sexual orientation doesn’t make you better than them. Shame on you mate. At least your name checks out.

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            Found the foot licker.

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              Just because I tell you to stop shaming people for their fetish doesn’t mean it’s my fetish. Grow up. Shaming people for who they are is what fascists do.

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                Sorry, I cant understand you.

                Try taking the toes out of your mouth before talking.

                • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  I’d rather have my toes in my mouth than my head up my ass.

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          No fetish shaming!

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      thinly disguised blatant

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      Taritino posting.

      Tarintino doing his thang

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      this feels like thinly disguised foot fetishist posting.

      😉

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