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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 天前

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fidget toys

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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 天前
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    Dating a woman with inverted nipples is like having biological endless bubble wrap. Stimulate them and they pop out.

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    Dwayne Johnson would have an even more impressive pec spectacle.

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      Uhhh…I think you meant to say, “pectacle”.

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    Runners would love it.

    • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz
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      imagine the sound of hundreds of runners clicking their nipples in just before a race.

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    What do you mean “what if?” You mean mine aren’t supposed to do that?

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    Do you know where that image comes from?

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      From this kid’s book, though idk if it’s in the book or related art

      • oozynozh@sh.itjust.works
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        it’s from the second page

    • Vupware@lemmy.zip
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      It’s from a waterproof children’s book, but I don’t know which one. I recognize it from my childhood.

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        as someone else stated, it’s The Rainbow Fish. it’s a decent story about how sharing makes friends. my kid likes it.

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    what if nipples clicked
    in and out like peens

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      what if peens said “splooooooiiiinkkkk” like a door-stopper

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        okay now you have to make that video and upload it to the hub. you are responsible for rule 34ing it into existence.

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        … they don’t all do that/some of them don’t do that???

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          😳

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    Mine do, just not as quickly.

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    Why is everyone clapping and clicking? The movie isnt over yet.

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    I have ADHD. I win either way.

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    Yeah, and what if they tasted like laffy taffy. That would be pretty cool imo

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      Jolly ranchers

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        Yesssss or like the orange Tootsie pops.

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        Ow, my teeth.

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        I don’t know whether to upvote due to a classic reference or downvote because it’s that one.

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          Jolly rancher is a reference?

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            It is.

            It is my recommendation that you not read it if you’re unfamiliar, though.

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      Especially if you could take a bite and they’d just grow back like a Laffy Taffy dispenser.

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    I have known people with belly buttons that do. Actually, someone I dated had their nipples do that.

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    My knee often doe this

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    I laughed a lot at this…I am physically an adult. I am mentally an idiot.

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