… with a side of brain-eating amoebas

beautifuriating

No, just a super ego.

“Head Like a Hole”

Open source software and hardware are the only technology future.

The Hulk is such a debt.

nice

I ❤️ IPv4

hash browns

❤️

this post stinks

Almost anything with managing kids’ behavior.

If you want them not to do something, tell them a bunch of things to do instead. (It may be appropriate to discuss the undesired behavior later).

Want them to talk to you? Listen to them.

Want them to learn a lot and be successful in school? Praise their effort, and not their intelligence or knowledge.

PLEASE DON’T
WASH YOU’RE
BALLS IN THE
BAJA BLAST

— MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO

Damnit! How am I supposed to be a grammar snob if I can’t even spell his name right?

There’s no place to grammatically put a comma for disambiguation, but if you switch around the subjects you can clear things up:
Ernie’s mom and Burt Bert?

I was being picky.

Okay, but they didn’t just say it. It’s also true.

This isn’t a case of one side said this and the other side said that, but the headline makes it sound that way.

they didn’t “say” it
they “acknowledge” it

yes

people with narcissism crave attention whether it’s good or bad

either way their existence is validated