tldr: More timely market manipulation (conveniently released alarmist faux journalism introduced onto newswire as US indices reach VWAP)

  • givesomefucks@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    “Aspired” doing a lot of heavy lifting there…

    We just merc’d their political and religious leader, fucking obviously they would want to strike back on US soil.

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      Might as well be “FBI warns Iran aspired to finally get in shape and fit back into her skinny jeans again.”

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          2 days ago

          “Iran deeply regrets not aspiring to invest in an ICBM, studies show.”

          FTFY

          The OP headline is literally just “concepts of a plan” terminology phrased in a way that implies guilt.

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      2 days ago

      It was a hit piece to move the VIX and fuck with markets. CBS WH correspondent did the same thing yesterday along with DOE Secretary tweeting bullshit and deleting the tweet.