tldr: More timely market manipulation (conveniently released alarmist faux journalism introduced onto newswire as US indices reach VWAP)

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    3 days ago

    Might as well be “FBI warns Iran aspired to finally get in shape and fit back into her skinny jeans again.”

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        3 days ago

        “Iran deeply regrets not aspiring to invest in an ICBM, studies show.”

        FTFY

        The OP headline is literally just “concepts of a plan” terminology phrased in a way that implies guilt.