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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

The REAL news

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The REAL news

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    > Claims to be Fox News

    > Covers news about rats instead

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      They normally cover rats, donkeys, leopards, and snakes.

      • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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        But never the elephant in the room.

      • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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        “cover”

        You mean kiss their bungholes

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The real !foxnews@lemmy.sdf.org

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    THIS IS A FOX NYEEEUUWS ALERRT

  • Typhoon@lemmy.ca
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    This is how the owners and presenters of Fox News view the rest of us.

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    I have a premonition that soon it will not be mice, but people…

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    The true MMA.

    MMA = Mouse Meal Actvities

  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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    Well don’t leave us hanging, who won?

  • kwomp2@sh.itjust.works
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    as with the other news: why wouldn’t they just share?

    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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      Maybe they’re trying to. They aren’t fighting, they’re just trying to tear it in two so they can both take it to their respective families.

      • kwomp2@sh.itjust.works
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        ooh I soo misinterpretated history

        • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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          Germany and ussr werent fighting, they were just trying to share Poland!

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Fox News would never promote socialism

  • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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    Show us the video.

    • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvDSdCA-Los

      3 minutes

      • marcos@lemmy.world
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        That’s a really strong piece of bread.

        • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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          A stale bagel is like granite. When a NYC builder wants to skimp on construction costs, they lay the foundation on a mixture of cement, used coffee cups and stale bagels.

          • Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.works
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            I heard they use stale bagels as bearing plates in NYC

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          Of course it is, it’s New York. Any bagel seller with floppy bagels will be out of business before the weekend

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          It’s outrageous they sell such low quality bread for rats. Like they are second class citizens.

      • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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        … that’s a lot of random garbage …

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          They are called “newyorkers”

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        Cute

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnUehEz7VgM

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      TUG-OF-WAR: Two rats

  • SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world
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    This is a perfect metaphor about the current state of the country.

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    Well, who won??!

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