A pickled cucumber
One of those string pull animal sound thingies where the cow goes “moo” and the lamb goes “baa” and Judas goes “he’s over there man”.
Non fungible tokens
ancestry.com dna kit
Private Investigator results. Divine conception sounds sus.
It’s actually my headcannon that the 3 wise men were 3 teenagers who accidentally time traveled. They blundered into the scene and felt bad and handed over 2 different scents of axe body spray and a handful of chuck E cheese tokens.
Given thier odd dress and incomprehensible language, they were assumed to be foreign and extremely wealthy. Not having any comprehension of the gifts they concluded they must be gold and exotic perfumes.
That could have been right out of a Bill and Ted movie.
Party on, dudes! And be excellent to each other.
Would have been way better than the latest bill and Ted movie
That is a beautiful thought.
Weed
Weed. Buncha squares, those Wise Guys.
A key chain with his name, “Brian.”
Blessed are the cheese makers.
Fentanyl.
Oh, thank god it wasn’t Tylenol.
Baby Oil
I brought a nicely written certificate saying their Christmas present was that a donation had been made in their name. None of them could read. It didn’t go over well.
Some weed .
The holy bag man
There were rumours that Frankincense, one of the gifts, has psychotropic properties. Sadly, it was nothing more than a rumour
Weed it is, baby!
Now tell us all about catnip, in German.
Diapers. I brought something that new parents actually need, but the story tellers thought it was boring.
A paternity test
Congratulations turns out your half roman!
My half Roman what?
That’s more like 3/4 roman
