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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

Doing a pack a day

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Doing a pack a day

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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  • Troy@lemmy.ca
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    Carrot cake is hard to light.

    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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      So moist

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      They are amazing as edibles though!

    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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      These are more portable

  • ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.au
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    You gotta hit the Devil’s food cake, that really takes the edge off.

    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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      I don’t have any more edge. Everything is round now.

  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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    “Those edibles ain’t sh-”

    3 months and 50 pounds later:

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    For the raisin haters: What if instead of raisins, you just had chunks of raw carrot?

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      I’m not even a raisin hater but raisins in carrot cake does not sound good at all. Give me walnuts or pecans.

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        Yeah, I’ve never liked them in a carrot cake. Most older recipes will call for both raisins and some kind of nut, but I’ve never had a problem leaving the raisins out.

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          I’ll take all of the above!

          But I am a big big raisin fan.

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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      How you gonna get raw carrot in a cake you bake in the oven.

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        You put them in after baking it. Just shove a whole carrot through each slice…

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          Stay away from my food heathen.

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Boiled carrot in the cake

      • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I prefer my carrots without unsightly blemishes, thanks.

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      raisin?

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      for the raising haters: do you want to stay a midget?

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        Bro just used the M-word 💀

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    Is that cake getting flicked off of his hand and onto the floor?!? Sacrilege!!!

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    Unironically me

  • Lem Jukes@sopuli.xyz
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    mmmh internet centipede content. You’re better than this TPM. oh wait where am i? NEVERMIND, carry on CAP’M

    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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      Idk why but your comment has the same aura as this meme

      • Lem Jukes@sopuli.xyz
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        well can i?

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