

16·
23 hours agoA stoned dumbass who says dumb shit and makes shitty jokes.
Maybe he’s born with it.
Maybe it’s poverty.
Say Anything, that band basically kept me alive through my teens and 20s, I got to see them live and Max Bemis the lead singer grabbed my hand and got me to sing a part of the song, best fucking moment of my life.
That was the moment I knew I wasn’t 100% straight, he could have had me that night.
I say it like this.
They’re just about to pass 1943.
NEVER!
That cartoon version of the old man kills me every time.
My primary school teacher called me a liar and a theif In front of the entire class because I had a months old document that teachers use for an assembly in my draw for some reason.