The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoYou'd need to calculate the compound interestlemmy.worldimagemessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1620arrow-down119
arrow-up1601arrow-down1imageYou'd need to calculate the compound interestlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square61fedilink
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoAfter taxes, you’d only have like $4.9 billion. That’s how they get you. You’d be better off taking the dollar in 5 million years and letting it grow.
minus-squareLordCrom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoYou do know that interest earned is also taxed right? Letting it grow means you pay every year of how much it grew.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoThat’s why I’m waiting 5 million years to let it grow. I’m skipping 5 million years worth of taxes.
minus-squarejim3692@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·1 month agoMoney doesn’t bring happiness
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoBut it can buy a jet ski. Ever see a sad person on a jet ski? (Stolen from… Tosh? I think?)
minus-squareHugeNerd@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoI don’t want to be happy. I want a house, clothes, and food. And a significant coffee and Scotch budget.
How about 5 Billion now?
After taxes, you’d only have like $4.9 billion. That’s how they get you. You’d be better off taking the dollar in 5 million years and letting it grow.
You do know that interest earned is also taxed right? Letting it grow means you pay every year of how much it grew.
That’s why I’m waiting 5 million years to let it grow. I’m skipping 5 million years worth of taxes.
Money doesn’t bring happiness
But it can buy a jet ski. Ever see a sad person on a jet ski?
(Stolen from… Tosh? I think?)
I don’t want to be happy. I want a house, clothes, and food. And a significant coffee and Scotch budget.
Money pls 🥺👉👈