It’s fitting because at the end of that episode, they learn that the US was in fact the alien invaders declaring war on other planets.
Anyway, the San Diego Naval Amphibious Base Coronado shows the american dream
A full payload of BOMBS was dropped on the primary site…NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!
How the F*** can anyone use these two lines in a single paragraph. Absurdity here is comical
War is Peace. Freedom is slavery.
And now for your Five Minute Hate.Subjugation is liberation? Contradiction is truth?
He really wants that Nobel Prize Obama got for waging 13 wars so he have to up the game.
We come in peace
^shoot to kill^
A perfect presentation of American thinking.
" we bomb you to have peace with you"
That line sounds like it was written directly by Netanyahu himself.
That’s because they are the same genocidal, colonialist state.
“We had to destroy the village in order to save it.”
Comical is… A word. I’m not even a smoker, but I feel like a cigarette and some liqueur.
I’m so fucking tired…
GWAR has entered the chat.
And Israel just bombed the location again. Guess the US didn’t obliterate it.
This statement from Trump is unsurprisingly disinformation. Most people interpret “nuclear sites” as nuclear bombs instead of completely legal power stations for civilian infrastructure.
Please don’t recite this disinformation uncritically. That’s just recycling propaganda.
Instead it’s worth emphasizing that the zio regime actually has rogue nukes and is using them to threaten the planet with a nuclear holocaust. That’s the actual problem.
The worst part is, international laws and conventions are basically means nothing at this point. US actions simply incentivizes more countries to get mass-destruction weapons.
- Does US call you as 51. state? Get a nuke.
- Does US want to invade your island? Get a nuke.
- Does US want to airstrike your country? Get a nuke.
- Does US government officials breach your constitutional rights? Maybe consider owning a mini-nuke.
Thanks to these maniacs, Kim Jong Un now seems to be wisest person on the earth…
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!
Irony truly is dead.
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He ends a bunch of his tweets that way, he’s very strange.
And then he eats his hamberder too.
Thank you for attention to hamberder
Many such cases.
He’s read a few work-emails recently (by accident, naturally) and some of their jargon seems to have stuck with him.
It wasn’t before already?
There’s always a tweet:
Why would I fight? I’ll just dodge the draft and fasttrack my presidential campaign.
My platform is ABWA: America Becomes West Again. Everyone does horses, cowboy hats, and guns again. You wanna travel further than 3 towns over? Train.
Please also make it wild as well, I really liked west world and that animation where Johnny depp is a chameleon in case you want some examples of what I’d vote for.
All US Marshalls will be androids, so you feel ok shooting them while living as an outlaw.
You will need a Bachelor’s in some liberal arts degree to qualify for the outlaw profession. Outlaws pay taxes only every other year, and are categorized as “self-employed” so you have to track your own taxes.
The photo should just be an Israeli flag.
Just saw this earlier.
This was new to me, but confirmed true by Snopes
Getting these vibes
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Wanna take a trip to the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum and liberate this banner for the memes?
I mean, atleast we’re safe from nuclear bombs, am i right?
What an absolute joke.
I can just imagine him writing it, hunched over, peck-hunting for the keys. He starts typing bombs. No, he thinks. Slowly backspaces. Starts giggling to himself as he presses the caps lock key. “This will show them how serious I am about my bombs!”
peck peck peck “B-O-M-B-S”
Probably sits back in his chair admiring it for a moment. “Perfect. Very strong. Very powerful bombs.”
Then immediately starts typing about peace in the same shouty caps because why not? Everything deserves caps lock! BOMBS! PEACE! WHATEVER!
Then ends it with “Thank you for your attention to this matter” like he just sent out a memo about updating the office dress code instead of announcing he bombed another country.
It’s such a weirdly formal, corporate sign-off after the most unhinged announcement possible. As if bombing other countries is just another agenda item he’s keeping us informed about. Very considerate of him to loop us in on World War III via Twitter memo.
Absolutely deranged.
He most likely didn’t type this
He’s used that sign off on a couple other messages. It is such an odd change of tone.
Makes me think it’s some weird manipulation tactic, or like the 17th time he says it it’s a code word to dismantle Congress or some shit.
This is what happens after a failure of a parade and being laughed at enough to leave the g7 early. This was his ego boost he needed. Oh. And oil or something.
