OKLAHOMA CITY – A state senator has asked for a legal opinion about whether drag shows violate a recently enacted state law on obscenity. Senate Majority Floor Leader Julie Daniels, R-Bartlesville, asked Oklahoma Attorney General Gentner Drummond for an official opinion, which could be legally binding. House Bill 1217 prohibits individuals from performing sexually explicit […]

Btw - half of the numbers on the state of Oklahoma’s child protective services website don’t work, and DHS keeps losing a lot of sexual abuse cases…

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
    4·
    10 days ago

    That’s not a woman, that’s a trans women! It’s clear because she looks a bit butch, that’s the sign!!

    Quickly, someone check her private parts every time she goes to the bathroom, wouldn’t want to harm women now, do we?

    • FirstCircle@lemmy.mlEnglish
      2·
      10 days ago

      Check out the two bored-as-shit guys in the pic. Top center with the dyed hair and LSD tie, bottom left looking for all the world like a former BigOil exec. I think they’re texting each other while searching that old Sears catalog online to see where Julie got the high fashion 1975 threads.

      Tie dye: Hey, check it out there it is, page 287. Looks like it came in Avacado green too. That would have matched the furniture around here better.

      Oil: Yeah, you’re right, good catch. Whoa, turn the page. Look at that. Wanna order her a tube top? Rayon. Pink!

      Tie dye: And some Frye boots! And black lace panties. We’ll ship it all to her office. Heh heh heh. Hey cool, there’s a COD option on the order page, let’s get that too.

      Oil: COD, what the fuck is that?

      Tye die: It’s some kind of fish. What are you, a moron? Old time people used get their oil from them.

      Oil: No shit? My oil sponsors aren’t going to like that.

      Tye die: Never mind. Get some stamps and an envelope, we gotta get this order in the mail. Check out J, she’s been standing there forever with her butt all pinched, she’s gonna have to hit the john soon or take a fucking dump right here on-camera. If she makes a break for the restroom you chase her and check her parts.

      Oil: Fuck no! It’s your turn, I checked her yesterday! She’s probably still OK but you and I have a deal!

      Tye die: Christ, I remember. Couldn’t get the smell off me afterwards, it was awful. I had to take an extra hit of acid, maybe it was two, after I got home.

      Oil: I get it, that’s why you’ve got the fucked-up tie on today. Hey don’t we have interns here, ones from the Panhandle? We’ll get them to do crapper security, protect the children from these removed and all that shit. They live for that kind of thing.