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Cake day: March 13th, 2023

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  • “The other side” is catching on, realizing the utility of “emergencies” as an excuse for exercising authoritarian power. https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/breaking-washington-mayor-declares-state-1203356

    This mayor is thought of as “left-leaning”, which, in Spokane, describes anyone who isn’t a Christian Fascist, or not yet anyway. In the event described at that link, she declared this “emergency” as justification to allow city cops to violently attack and arrest peaceful protesters, and to clear the area around the ICE building with a declaration of a curfew so that the latest pair of kidnapped dark-skinned people could be transported out to a temporary prison (“processing” center) on the other side of the state.

    Watch what “emergencies” the Iran War brings about. “Only one of the ‘Enemy Within’ would complain about inflation, unemployment, high gas prices, cuts to domestic spending, and curtailment of Constitutional rights, when our soldiers on the Iran Front are suffering so much in this Emergency. Such talk against the government is deemed traitorous and shall be punished severely by the Emergency Tribunal.”



  • Check out the two bored-as-shit guys in the pic. Top center with the dyed hair and LSD tie, bottom left looking for all the world like a former BigOil exec. I think they’re texting each other while searching that old Sears catalog online to see where Julie got the high fashion 1975 threads.

    Tie dye: Hey, check it out there it is, page 287. Looks like it came in Avacado green too. That would have matched the furniture around here better.

    Oil: Yeah, you’re right, good catch. Whoa, turn the page. Look at that. Wanna order her a tube top? Rayon. Pink!

    Tie dye: And some Frye boots! And black lace panties. We’ll ship it all to her office. Heh heh heh. Hey cool, there’s a COD option on the order page, let’s get that too.

    Oil: COD, what the fuck is that?

    Tye die: It’s some kind of fish. What are you, a moron? Old time people used get their oil from them.

    Oil: No shit? My oil sponsors aren’t going to like that.

    Tye die: Never mind. Get some stamps and an envelope, we gotta get this order in the mail. Check out J, she’s been standing there forever with her butt all pinched, she’s gonna have to hit the john soon or take a fucking dump right here on-camera. If she makes a break for the restroom you chase her and check her parts.

    Oil: Fuck no! It’s your turn, I checked her yesterday! She’s probably still OK but you and I have a deal!

    Tye die: Christ, I remember. Couldn’t get the smell off me afterwards, it was awful. I had to take an extra hit of acid, maybe it was two, after I got home.

    Oil: I get it, that’s why you’ve got the fucked-up tie on today. Hey don’t we have interns here, ones from the Panhandle? We’ll get them to do crapper security, protect the children from these removed and all that shit. They live for that kind of thing.














  • This (the suit) is a glorious bit of trolling, meant to keep UHC’s evildoing high up there in people’s newsfeeds. It provides clickbait headlines and tasty bits of content (much more to come I hope) like “aggressive, anti-consumer tactics” that will keep the sharing machine running and the victim complaints in full view.

    This is brilliant, I wish I’d thought of the tactic. The class members have to own at least a share of stock while still being able to sleep at night. Where do you find such martyrs?






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    2 months ago

    How about “smashed”, “hit with” and “under fire”?

    I remember a recent commenter elsewhere refer to this as “playground speech”. I guess if you have the mental capacity of a gradeschooler then you can’t help but click on playground speech links. Clicks that inevitably seem to lead to a tiny narrow block of content down the middle of your wide screen, surrounded by miles of whitespace, lots of pictures, not much to read.