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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Zwei Mettbrötchen bitte!

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Zwei Mettbrötchen bitte!

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    This is by a wide margin one of the most hard hitting sandwiches to ever play the game.

    • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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      Funnily we don’t consider Brötchen to be sandwiches, they’re a separate thing :D

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        How did you say that and forget to say it’s a "bread roll "? Also, that’s a tiny sandwich. Is that not a Canapé? Looks like an Hors d’oeuvre.

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          Shouldn’t a sandwich have two halves of bread? There’s only one here. Canapés and Hors d’œvres are usually small, aren’t they? A Mettbrötchen takes several bites to eat and is usually eaten as a meal, not as a starter.

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            An open faced sandwich is literally named a goddamned sandwich and it only has one fucking slice of bread.

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              I’ve never heard of an open sandwich [Edit: until now], but then again English isn’t my mother tongue. To me, a sandwich has always been food between two slices of bread.

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                That was my US understanding as well.

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                Yeah and if you put wheels on my grandmother she’d be the fastest whore in Italy.

          • lennee@lemm.ee
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            i understood like 70% of the words used in this comment

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          You’re gonna have a stroke when you find out we think “toast” isn’t bread

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            Don’t you guys also have a specific word for bread crumbs?

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      Wisconsin‘s cannibal sandwich is kosher.

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        Apparently, human tastes like pork.

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    Oh no.

    As a German and also liking sushi… This is true.

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    I think the Germans are getting off easy with this one

  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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    Idk what I’m looking at, but it looks a lot better than sushi

    • Paddzr@lemmy.world
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      Raw pork.

  • burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org
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    No thank you

    • Paddzr@lemmy.world
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      Onion version of this is genuinely delicious.

      But I get it, raw pork isn’t common and shelf life is very short.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    The other day I mentioned seeing a weird sign in a window while in Bremerhaven that was basically this, but the meat was piled comically high with the word “PIZZA!” above it.

    What is this thing actually called? It sure isn’t pizza or sushi. 🤣

    • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett

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      It’s in the title, Mettbrötchen

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