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What a waste of resources
Fascism is just ultra capitalism in a trenchcoat wielding a flamethrower!
…Or a chainsaw
Good! We’re FINALLY Solving REAL PROBLEMS!
-This is LITERALLY What Conservatives think while CHILDREN ARE GUNNED DOWN IN SCHOOL, SHELVES ARE EMPTY OF GOODS, 401KS TANK AND ICE IS ALLOWED TO ENTER HOMES AND DEPORT PEOPLE WITHOUT WARRANTS OR CAUSE!
I guess a few agents get to slack off for a while rather than actually work. I know if I were in their position, I’d just be “following up on possible leads” for a while.
Honestly, for an FBI agent, it’s insulting to be asked to do special monitoring for an unelected official’s private business. They have more important things to do.
And hasn’t fElon already gone back to “save” the company, so he’s not even at DOGE anymore?
Is it illegal to Nelson laugh while pointing at swasticar enjoyers and calling them dorks?
No? Then this is all a waste of time. I shall continue doing so unabated.
These days you don’t need to be committing a crime to get arrested. You just need to be annoying the wrong people.
There’s a website to track elons plane.
What he gets really irritated about is the fact that you have to file a flight plan and that flight plan has to be public, because obviously otherwise it wouldn’t work.
So anyone at any time can track his plane, and no matter how rich he is, there is fuck all he can do about it
He could just take another form of transportation. There is no public records of cars driven or train tickets purchased.
He could even fly with normal airlines so there would be no public record of his flight.
Or… he could take one of his self driving cars.
I thought Elon was behind this since Tesla’s aren’t selling well. They should start from there.
If terrorism now means burning cars, what’s the word for killing people to terrorize?
Depends on how much you pay the president beforehand.
Tis a silly fascist country
SVU, special tesla victim unit. dundun.
What a bunch of clowns.
“In the criminal justice system, offenses involving Tesla’s are considered especially heinous.”
Next they will be threatening you if you don’t buy a Tesla.
Buying a Buick == Domestic Terrorism
Finding a way to import a BYD to the US == Deported to El Salvador
“A task force”
I knew Daredevil Born Again was going to touch on some of the same issues, but holy crap it predicted the future.
Because they used the term “task force”?
Anti-Tesler Terrorism.
Thoughts and Prayers.
Getting rid of the dept of ed, cracking down on tesla keying.
Won’t someone think about the cars!?
