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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days ago

Miss identifying someone has consequences

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Miss identifying someone has consequences

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days ago
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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world
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    He at no point mentioned “with ballsack” lucky bastard got a freebee

    • justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Lucky until he wants to sit down!

      • xkbx@startrek.website
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        Or poops

        I hate it when I poop all over my ball flaps

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      Even genies don’t neglect the balls.

  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    This might be the worst quality image I’ve ever seen posted to this community. It took literally seconds to find the original. I would much rather have fewer posts on Lemmy if it means not having awful quality images like this.

    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      Here, have an even worse version for next time:

  • loomy@lemy.lol
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    fuck

    • NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml
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      Literally

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      There are quite a few more interesting options now.

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    The worst part would be having to sit on your balls every time.

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      But, hear me out, cowgirl and she can give you back rub while doing it.

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    I’m always sad when I order a cocktail & the person is just a bartender. One of these days …

  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    Miss identifying someone has consequences

    What about Miss Identifying’s parents, Mr and Mrs Identifying?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Dickbutt

  • peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world
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    I could work with that.

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    Didn’t wish for it, invalid

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      He said the words, and genies love to twist around your words to make your wish backfire.

  • Slovene@feddit.nl
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    I thought he was gonna give him a tiny tail on his front penis.

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