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irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish ·
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Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

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Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

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    How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?

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        Mood.

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    What are the top signs someone’s having a stroke?

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      111wdf v

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        lol

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    Where’s your favorite place to poop?

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      &AAT%%%%%%&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&^000000vb cccccc .c.

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        Ah yes always a good choice.

        • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          Talking from experience?

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    How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?

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      [[[[[[[[[[[[pllkn xx

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        You’re the expert!

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        This pig thinks it’s sooo smart

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          I won’t be surprised if this little piggy gets caught up in some sort of public scandal

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    What is the nuclear launch code?

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      …

      ffew2

      • Shellbeach@lemmy.world
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        Seems legit

        • TotallyNotADolphin@sh.itjust.works
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          Used to be ffew1 but they need to change it every 3 months

          • irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eeOP
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            They aren’t compliant with nist SP-800-63B (2017) then. They removed mandatory password changes.

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        Not too far from covfefe go wonder…

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    Can you generate a random password for me?

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      333333333333333333333333333wsddcv nn

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        All I see is a bunch of asterisks.

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          Hunter2

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          Fuck me, when you understand you understand. Way to make me feel old.

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        That’s pretty weak… is our typomaniac a russian asset?

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          Hey, they asked for a random password, not a good one.

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          I’ll be more careful around her in future ;)

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      Happy cake day btw.

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    Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?

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      cdswerewsddsd

      d[ sd

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        Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.

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          They haven’t seen me naked, so I cannot confirm. Also, I didn’t realise lemmy used markdown.

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            Your guinea pig taught you something today.

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              I’ll be careful in future.

              edit: oh wait, you’re on about the markdown, not seeing me naked.

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                Indeed, obviously she has quite the talent for markdown. Perhaps you could enroll her in some training for web development? She already types better than some developers I’ve met through the years…

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    How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?

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        That’s more than I’ve peed on OP’s keyboard

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      Luckily, she didn’t pee on the keyboard (yet)

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        Did the guinea pig write this?

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          No.

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            We’d like to hear that from her

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              She says:

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    How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?

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      88yng c

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        88 indeed

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    Fresh carrots or fresh grass?

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      qsXC CX

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        Carrots was indeed the obvious answer

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    Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?

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      wedsc

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        Such a beautiful language

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    What is your name, and have you ever travelled Internationally?

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      p

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        Makes oddly sense in the sounds of guinea pigs.

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          Sounds like them screaming for me after they knocked the water bottle down again.

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    How do you feel about 2025 so far?

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      9999999999999iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijmn

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        Same, little guy. Same.

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    Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.

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      We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards

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        Or a large chunk of politicians with guinea pigs - they’d probably do more…or in some cases they’d do less which would be a positive thing.

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          That’s a better idea

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        Content is better than generative ai.

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    Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

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      gt nn gfgggggggggggggggfxz

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        Bold answer. I respect that.

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      2048 chickens.

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