Contagion level.

I want to know how likely I am to get something from you. You won’t stay home, you won’t wear a mask, you won’t use protection, you won’t get vaccinated - you won’t be interacted with.

You already can’t in so many places. I thought it was required to accept cash, but apparently that’s only for paying the government.

OMG the horror. ASL is my “drunk accent”.

I grew up around deaf family and we all learned sign language before we learned to talk. The more I drink, the more my hands start to sign along with me.

I can’t justify the gas cost to drive as far as my state capital, let alone travel all the way across the country to Washington DC. Not that I could even fly there since I’m not willing/able to get the fancy ID needed to get on a plane and leave my state.

I was really hoping for a beer bong.

But I guess Bros before Hose is true across the globe.

What are other countries doing? Is it just a ‘bring your own cup’ thing? Do y’all just have a hundred cups on hand for parties?

The same company that told me they would give me a $300 prepaid visa to switch. Then told me I had to stay a customer for 30 days before I would get it. And at 30 days told me I was outside the 30 day window to claim it?

I’m so surprised.

Germans - German

This is why you need to pay more attention to your kids. Proper maintenance helps to maintain the resale value.

How would that work? Like I still have my original modem, that you put the phone receiver on after dialing into a BBS. But none of those things exist anymore.

And I’m pretty sure I have most of the peripherals. I even have the cassette drive. But I don’t remember any wireless tech back then. Granted, it’s all in a box in storage… and it’s been at least 30 years since I saw it so maybe I don’t remember correctly?

Does this increase the value of my original Comodore 64?

I’m old and refused to claim a flag when they were presented.

I just tell people that “I’m independent, but occupied” or I ask them why they are so concerned about my penis, depending on the manner in which the question was asked.

It’s almost so obvious that it probably gets mentioned in the linked article…

Spoiler:

!it does!<

Things being “illegal”.

No it’s not against the law. Just because someone can sue you doesn’t mean what you did was a crime. Just because a business can’t sell a particular product doesn’t mean it’s illegal to have. You can’t ‘get arrested’ for half the shit people think is ‘illegal’.

If it makes you feel better, the quality of the people they attract is often on par with their own horrible personality.

Maybe start by being a better parent then, you won’t have to worry about it.

Decades of sales experience. Retail management during COVID price hikes.

I saw this first hand. I don’t need to read reports because I lived it.

But sure. Show me all the great companies that tried to keep prices low, to what, be nice to the consumer?

That ain’t how things work.

It’s auto applied when they inflated him in the morning.

No. They stocked up on the product BEFORE the tariff and then raised the prices to match the upcoming costs. Ask anyone in actual retail management (not middle managers but those that buy the products and set the prices).

Any company that sold their current stock at the old price was making a rookie mistake. That’s like resale 101. You can’t possibly sell products for less than what it costs to replace them. If they were doing that they don’t deserve to get any money back because they don’t understand how to use it.

OMG wouldn’t that be an interesting outcome. MAGA splits from GOP, taking voters. Suddenly there is room for an actual left side party instead of whatever Dem is anymore. Would be funny if the death of Trump actually pushed us into having more political parties and some actual representation for the people.