Hell, people grope testicles on non-human statues.
The Charging Bull
in New York City, e.g.The line to take a pic with its balls is longer than to take a pic of it from the front.
People see men fondling a stature: “Hah! What a hilarious pervert.” People see a woman stradling a statue: “She must want children.”
Men need to better communicate their domestic desires in sexual pantomime. Like, do a humping gesture but then do a baby rocking gesture then pretend you’re playing catch outside. “I’m trying to make a Little Leaguer here!”
This is the best thing I’ve read today.
Some of the bacteria detected, such as Staphylococcus, can be potentially dangerous and can lead to infections including sepsis, conjunctivitis, cystitis as well as endocarditis. For those with weaker immune systems, hand-washing soon after contact with a monument is advisable.
Wear protection, or straight to horny jail.
He looks like he’s enjoying it.
Victor Noir - pioneer of huffing
The expression on the first statue’s face lmaooo
Of course. The French.
Sounds like Charlotte just needs to get dicked down good.
Of all the things to whine about…
🤔
That’s no man. That’s a king.
“He is not a dude. You’re a dude. This… this is a man.”
A Burger King?
That second photo is…wow!
Face down, ass up. That’s the way I like my happy meal
Oh so that’s why they started taking the statues out
That explains why clown porn is always trending.
“Statue Facts Nobody Asked for”
Bro, she literally asked for those facts
Guess she’s a nobody?
Just like the rest of us
Not coolmatt
He’s cool
Her heart’s in the right place but there are an absolute fuck ton of statues of dudes where the bulge/dick is worn from touching.
For example:
“Youth” (uhhhhhhh), Prague Castle, Czech Republic
“Adam and Eve”, Monaco
Cristiano Ronaldo, Funchal, Portugal
And more that aren’t as famous I’m sure. Any statue with noticable genital features is gonna get this treatment no question.
Who is this Ronaldo guy, and why is he so important that he gets his own statue?
I keep hearing his name everywhere, but he just looks like a football player to me… What makes him so special?
He has an exceptionally large bulge. They had to immortalize it.
People say he’s the greatest footballer of all time.
Okay. So? What makes him important enough to have a statue, though?
What’s next, dedicating statues to chess players?
I’m sure there are a few.
I’d sooner have statues of footballers rather than slavers.
That Ronaldo statue has a very prominent bulge!
It honestly seems like the focal point of the whole thing.
Right? Why would they make a statue of him with a stiffy?
Her heart was not in the right place, as the point she was trying to make was that men are scum
This dude is terminally lonely
Charging Bull also known as Bull of Wall Street
Of all the traditions one could use to point out objectification of women, statues was not it. People really do just like getting frisky with statues, regardless of gender
To be fair, statues are the straightest example of objectifying people.
Whoa now, I’m sure there are gay examples of statue objectification.
You’re not wrong. It is literal objectification of people haha … Just not in the way the OP meant
Hey now dog statues also get wear down from getting pet. We dont just objectify humans.
Ah, they’re trying to get him to shake too
Ploshchad Revolyutsii!
Testudos head remains shiny too
And it gets gifts for exam season. Go Terps!
Dude’s Wikipedia Page is rather interesting. He got shot by Prince Pierre Bonaparte over a proxy duel.
Fuck me I thought you meant Ronald McDonald for a minute there
He got shot by the burger king and the dairy queen and lived to tell about it.
I’ve never heard anyone say Prince Pierre Bonaparte didn’t shoot Ronald McDonald. Do with that (lack of) information what you will.
Sounds like a low quality facts post. “No one has ever cleared Prince Pierre Bonaparte of shooting Ronald McDonald”
“People are saying it!”
Damn that article just doesn’t give a slightest fuck about citing any sources
