My daughter is 5 now. She’s discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I’ve also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.

What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. 😁

  • redwattlebird@lemmings.world
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    13 hours ago

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Lettuce

    Lettuce who?

    Lettuce in and you’ll find out!


    Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

    Because it didn’t have any body to go with