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UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

Talking tree

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UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • konalt@lemmy.world
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    that tree looks like he’s about to tell me that everyone over 40 needs to play this browser game

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      Looks like he’s about to give me the Master Sword

    • Etterra@lemmy.world
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      Only lef-brained thinkers can’t over high IQ this fuck chicken.

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    You are now morally obligated to go to a moderator and ask them to ban you.

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      Oopsie daisies uwu

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        You are now absolved of any and all charges against you.

  • Etterra@lemmy.world
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    I’ve never met a tree I couldn’t brutalize.

    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml
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      This one even does rocks

  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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    I’m angry

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      I’m in pain

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    Ugh

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    In fallout 3 I used flamethrower for this. His name was Harold.

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    Looks like several, based on the size… actskually.

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    Careful he’ll turn the citizens of the nearby city into trees!

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      Yooo, Golden sun reference

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    It’s big. It’s heavy. It’s wood.

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    It feels like there’s a really good Dad Joke in there waiting to be discovered.

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      I feel like it’s - you will die a log.

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