Last time I got Starbucks I foolishly used the card and was rewarded with 6 months of spam that my $0.02c of rewards was going to expire.

The solution was to never go back there.

This artist’s medium is paper jams.

640kb ought to be enough for anyone, right?

Here’s a 12 year old bug asking them to stop corrupting user entered comments by turning them into cutesy emoji.

https://jira.atlassian.com/browse/JRACLOUD-39164

They DGAF about actual users.

Based.

6 US soldiers killed by a draft dodger trying to get us to stop talking about his friendship with Epstein.

🇺🇸🦅🌲🚀

Then it ought to be a law. But the automakers would hate that because it’s about money and exclusivity, not safety.

requires some kinda demonstration of expertise for access to their higher end models.

You say it like gate keeping is a good thing?

Manufacturers should sell products, not make their customers play games like begging for a little more gruel.

Can do nc now which is more flexible for connectivity tests.

You can just say you have blue balls, nobody will want to look.

Sorry Mr Babbage we’re looking for someone with more experience.

I remember when computers came with cup holders.

Saying it’s a lack of street parking.

You think the solution to parking problems is letting assholes park on the sidewalk?

Nah, casually racist cat owner.

Our speech is a reflection of ourselves.

Not sure why you think it would be cute that your cat is racist except maybe you are secretly OK with that word.

If you casually use racial slurs in your internal monologue, you will end up saying them aloud because you got too comfortable.

Ursula is great if you think “little bear” and not “octopus villain”

Your ISPs obligation to serve mail to their other customers trumps your hobby of running a residential mail server.

Mail servers on home ISPs has been bad practice for over 20 years.