The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · edit-22 years agoIt's how you turn a goth gf into a goth wifelemmy.worldimagemessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up11.11Karrow-down119
arrow-up11.09Karrow-down1imageIt's how you turn a goth gf into a goth wifelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · edit-22 years agomessage-square84fedilink
minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up107·2 years agoI’m a Gomez at heart but more of a Fester in the looks department.
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up54·2 years agoThe key to Gomez energy is his sincerity. You might not be able to draw a Morticia (because she’s probably already got a Gomez) but a Fester with sincerity who aims with his heart rather than his eyes/dick has a good chance of finding true love.
minus-squaretjsauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 years agoHe finds someone afterward anyway, someone who’s much better for him
minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 years agoWell, you brought a tear to this bald man’s eye and hope to his heart. Amen.
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 years agoAccording to the first movie, Fester was more of a ladies man than Gomez, or at least that’s what Gomez thought.
minus-squareGormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up48·2 years agoI’m more of a cousin Itt in the looks department while being a Gomez at heart But I feel you friend
minus-squaretegs_terry@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 years agoEvery girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man 🤷♂️
minus-squarebitwaba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 years agoAin’t got legs Don’t know how to use 'em
minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 years agoYou have a sweet ass pencil moustache but can also power light bulbs with your teeth?
minus-squareMeanEYE@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 years agoMoney solves that part. In rare cases charisma pulls you out, but that’s much harder to achieve.
minus-squareFutileRecipe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years ago In rare cases charisma pulls you out, but that’s much harder to achieve. Spoken like a person with no charisma.
I’m a Gomez at heart but more of a Fester in the looks department.
The key to Gomez energy is his sincerity. You might not be able to draw a Morticia (because she’s probably already got a Gomez) but a Fester with sincerity who aims with his heart rather than his eyes/dick has a good chance of finding true love.
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He finds someone afterward anyway, someone who’s much better for him
Debbie!
Well, you brought a tear to this bald man’s eye and hope to his heart. Amen.
According to the first movie, Fester was more of a ladies man than Gomez, or at least that’s what Gomez thought.
I’m more of a cousin Itt in the looks department while being a Gomez at heart
But I feel you friend
So you are a member of ZZ Top?
Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man 🤷♂️
Ain’t got legs
Don’t know how to use 'em
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i have the opposite problem.
You have a sweet ass pencil moustache but can also power light bulbs with your teeth?
A god among men.
Money solves that part. In rare cases charisma pulls you out, but that’s much harder to achieve.
Spoken like a person with no charisma.