Welp, guess he’s not dead after all.
American gerontocracy.
The only vegetable in America that hasn’t been recalled.
Someone paint ACME on his chair and wait for falling boulders.
One of two things are happening here:
Or
Rigor mortis is the only thing that keeps him sitting up.
he is a lich, lindsey’s soul only half-reanimated his body.
Some one brought something up when I shared to discord;
he’s a millionaire, why is he riding around in a Travel Wheelchair? (cheapest, least comfortable option, usually only used when travelling for the fact that it can be collapsed quite small for car journeys)
Because accessibility is DEI.
/s
Or just cut the middleman and make sure he is 🤷♂️
How long can they move him around before the wire implants degrade?
One of the worst Americans in the history of this country. Hopefully he doesn’t last much longer.
He’s a Chucky Cheese animatronic.
He heard a vote about paid sick leave was presented, and so had to come in and vote against.
Death, are you sure you don’t need glasses?
Fuck it mate, we’ll pay for your lasik if you want.
So, no conspiracy theory about his recovery involving eating children brain parts or some shit?
not brains, but souls of the youth, and lindsey. probably been raiding the childrens hospital’s cancer wards.
Cue the scene from South Park where Chris Reeves was eating aborted featuses
They took only three months to finalize the clone? I’m impressed!
Somehow, Mitch McConnell returned
Dang, I only spotted your comment after posting the same joke. Here, have an upvote instead.
Tbh I was really surprised I didn’t see this particular joke when I posted it
Is it a joke? No one truly expected Mitch McConnell to return
Sure, but this specific combination of words was selected to mirror the same phrase spoken by Poe in Rise of Skywalker.
The joke is that, like J. J. Abrams, the authors of our timeline are out of ideas and just reuse existing villains instead of creating new interesting ones.
