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Mitch McConnell returns to the Senate after three-month absence due to health issues

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Mitch McConnell returns to the Senate after three-month absence due to health issues

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News@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Mitch McConnell returns to the Senate after three-month absence due to health issues | CNN Politics

Sen. Mitch McConnell returned to Capitol Hill on Monday for the first time after a three-month absence due to health issues.

Welp, guess he’s not dead after all.

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So, no conspiracy theory about his recovery involving eating children brain parts or some shit?
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  not brains, but souls of the youth, and lindsey. probably been raiding the childrens hospital’s cancer wards.
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  Cue the scene from South Park where Chris Reeves was eating aborted featuses

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