cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/51816803
President Trump fell asleep at the 9/11 memorial ceremony.
The president dozed off at multiple points during the event Friday, slumped over in his chair with his eyes closed and his head hanging down while everyone else onstage—Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, Melania Trump, and former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice—was clearly awake.
Just fucking die already
I pray for the day it’s one of those forever naps.
I don’t care if he falls asleep. I just get disappointed that he wakes up.
Sleepy donald trump,
Little marco rubio,
He lies for daddy
Let’s put him in the coffin already…
remember to remove the coffin bell.
Right? They had the perfect opportunity. They could have him declared dead, and buried before he wakes up.
Make it like an Iron Maiden, just to be sure…
Reminder that like 90% of his election campaign was telling everyone that sleepy people are unfit for office.
It wasn’t just him. Every media outlet hounded Biden about his age, and now they ignore Trump’s decline. It’s my best evidence of the media being captured and controlled by this authoritarian oligarchy.
Conservatives love hypocrisy because it’s a demonstration of the social hierarchy they’re all obsessed with (it’s not a problem when he does it because he is Donald Trump)
Fucking weekend at Bernie’s.
Speaking of which, has anyone heard from Mitch the turtle lately?
I call him Schrödinger’s Mitch
Me too!
Nope. Everyone is waiting to see what happens when Congress resumes on Monday.
He instantly falls down another set of stairs and explodes. Like in cartoons.
The president dozed off at multiple points during the event Friday, slumped over in his chair with his eyes closed and his head hanging down while everyone else onstage—Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, Melania Trump, and former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice—was clearly awake.
They name the names like it’s admirable the rest stayed awake, but I think they are all just bracing for the inevitable cropdusting. Dude likes to shit while he sleeps, going by the videos I’ve seen. Note how there is no one behind him, and his wife is seated far enough away to allow plenty of airflow between them.
Also note the unevenness in his face: the right side of his mouth (his right; to the left in the pic, last one in the article) is markedly different from the left, even when he appears to be facing the camera directly, and that entire side of his face is somewhat slumped compared to the other. Seems to be getting worse these days.
Wow! This is the second shittiest thing he’s done on 9/11!
What was the other thing? Being alive on 9/11?
Calling in to a radio station on the day of the attacks to brag that he now had the tallest building in NY.
Oooh I had heard of this, but didn’t realize it was on 9/11. Not that it makes it ok, but I thought it was much later. He’s such a shit human.

Clearly AI, but Biden totally would hold the phone like that for a selfie 😂
Sharpton? I don’t see him there…
Sharpton? I don’t see him there…
Nah, he’s livestreaming
Can you photoshop a dick on his face?

Well, sure.
But, can you photoshop 3 dicks in?
Three dicks are a bridge too far, I’m afraid.
His nose is the second. One more to go
Third one is in his mouth.
wonderful!
I missed the word asleep at first :(
He’s got that stroke face going again
When the focus is not on him re resorts to his true sloth like form.
Pining for the fjords.
PININ’ for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
Beautiful plumage, the Mar-a-lago orange.
Hey, listen - I never wanted to work in politics. I wanted to be a lumberjack!
Dozy Don at it again.












