cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/51816803
President Trump fell asleep at the 9/11 memorial ceremony.
The president dozed off at multiple points during the event Friday, slumped over in his chair with his eyes closed and his head hanging down while everyone else onstage—Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, Melania Trump, and former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice—was clearly awake.
Fucking weekend at Bernie’s.
Speaking of which, has anyone heard from Mitch the turtle lately?
I call him Schrödinger’s Mitch
Me too!
Nope. Everyone is waiting to see what happens when Congress resumes on Monday.
He instantly falls down another set of stairs and explodes. Like in cartoons.