My friend names all her d&d characters after parts of the vulva, and it works shockingly well. Just name a man Vas Deferens
I like Battery. Batt for short.
For the ladies, I always thought Urine (Youreeen) was a beautiful name
Ive always liked Chlamydia…
Legendary race car driver…
Never did find a cure 😞
May i add…
Fridge
Crunch
Jeff
Murderer
Don’t forget:
Building-Inspector
Comptroller
Spün
Pissbaby
Stretch
Slick
Vice-Mayor
Penis
Boil-on-my-AssFridgecrunch Jeffmurderer is my favorite underused Marvel villain
No optimus prime or megatron 🥀
Honk is a stronk name. Almost as stonk as Grong
Introducing my newborn son “This is baby Ham Dyson”
I still say Randolph Mantooth is the most masculine name.
it’s hardly as manly as Leslie Venalohn
Reminded me of this oldie but goldie list
Dick Pound!
Glute
“My name is Gluteous Maximus, commander of the Asses of the North, General of the Sphincter Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Analius.”
of the New Fartington Asses?
Asses of the North
You mean the right wing demagogues on the ascendancy in Nordic countries including my native Denmark?
Is it true that if you’re single on your 25th birthday, your friends and family will throw cinnamon on you?
It’s one of our weirder traditions, yeah, but some of us choose not to do it. I personally had a standing agreement with all my friends, relatives, and neighbors that I’d not participate in doing it to them and they’d not do it to me 😁
They do the same with pepper at 30 btw
So its true. I thought it was rumor.
Nope, totally true. It’s one of our many bizarre traditions that most people don’t know WHY we do 🤷🏻
“He has a wife, you know…”
BLAST HARDCHEESE!
Buff Drinklots
Slab Squatthrust
Stump Chunkman
Big McLarge Huge
Bob JohnsonWhen I was learning Python, I coded a Space Mutiny Name Generator. Here, let me run a few:
Hack Slugmeal
Brick Vanderchest
Rip Fistnozzle
Stan Beefhead
Hack Squatchest
Beat Manknob
Hunk Hardhandle
Hack Hardnugget
Wedge Rockmeat
Beat Bonehat
Slam Headnugget
Stan Toughnozzle
Hack McLargebody
Hack Bulkcheese
Big Grindhuge
Dirk Squatpound
Crud Steaknugget
Hunk Rockface
Slam Fisthandle
Big Hardback
Chunk Slamface
Rip Manthrust
Beat Headmeat
^CAAAAAAAAAAH! gets out calmly
Beat Manknob
you’re not the boss of me, magic CLI. I’m still gonna do it, but you’re not my boss.Okay so an earlier version of this script…you can tell what it is, it’s a firstname, prefix, suffix generator. As an in-joke to the show I programmed in “Bob” “Johnson” and “Oh Wait” as the zeroth entry in the lists. It would occasionally pick up the parts in normal entries though, so my favorite one it printed was Slam Johnsonmeat which…please don’t.
I wrote this thing at least ten years ago and I’ve been laughing at it ever since.
Pete Nutall
Rod Hardson
Jim Dick
Dick Batter
Greg ‘Stiffy’ Hunt
Big McLargehuge might be my favorite.
He has an account here on Lemmy somewhere.
Drano Battery is good enough.
Glute Honk
Or, as I call it, sexual harassment
Or battery, perchance?
GROND!
BORT will always be a classic.
