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agent_nycto@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

SBA #228 Sins and Virtues

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SBA #228 Sins and Virtues

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agent_nycto@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • SourDragon@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    You will drown in a lake of your own wanting

    Kinky

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  • DanWolfstone@leminal.space
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    12 hours ago

    How tender…

    Fish: I long for touch— to feel alive again…

    You seek warmth in fleeing fire. It will burn you hollow and leave you cold.

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      That’s poetic. Did you write that?

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    2 days ago

    I like these, please continue!

    • agent_nycto@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 day ago

      Thanks!

      • ☭SaltyIcetea☭ @lemmy.ml
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        18 hours ago

        you should do one about blasphemy, surely nothing could go wrong with that!

        • agent_nycto@lemmy.worldOP
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          17 hours ago

          Yeah turns out it was like, something or someone thinking I was a bot and didn’t have anything to do with the content. I’ll be reposting it later with an extra comic.

          • ☭SaltyIcetea☭ @lemmy.ml
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            yeah i know, thats what i was getting at. the only reason they stopped arguing with me was because the post was taken down lol.

            otherwise they wouldve kept believing you were a bot

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    Am I reading this right? I’m gonna drown in a pool of cum?

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      19 hours ago

      I think it’s supposed to be a metaphor, but… maybe?

  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Can fish drown?

  • NathanDerWeise@feddit.org
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    What does SBA mean?

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      SpongeBob Adventures, but there’s a .5% chance it mean bc Spleen Beatings Activated

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        We’re not doing spleens yet, we’re still on Deans.

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    Why is squidward being such a dick in these?

    • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@anarchist.nexus
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      Because in the original scene, Squidward is kinda being a dick.

      • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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        Not to this exent.

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          Yeah he kinda was

    • agent_nycto@lemmy.worldOP
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      Because you’re a bad person

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        Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.” We weren’t even testing for that.

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        Oh, taking questions to heart again?

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          19 hours ago

          Hello again. I’m a mod here, to answer your PM, this is “who the fuck I am”. Op really ain’t doing anything wrong, and frankly you’re the one behaving much worse. I’m telling you publicly this time. The next time you report them, I’m giving you a tempban for targeted harassment.

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            So telling me I need therapy and generally acting like a dick is acceptable here and the putting shit in public when you started in DM?

            Yeah, figures this place is a popularity contest.

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              I just commented here to connect the dots. That PM I sent you was a friendly request to chill out and ignore the dude. You responded asking me “who the fuck” I am. You’re asking me if their behavior is acceptable when all this nonsense started because you insulted their post.

              I’m not going to air out any more here. I’m just asking you to, you know, move on and ignore these posts. Other people are enjoying them and they’re not really breaking any rules. If any of their behavior warrants mod action, then so does yours.

              So I’m asking again, would you please just chill out?

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              It’s funny how common it is for some mods to converge into that behaviour over time.

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              This is an internet shitpost forum, what could you expect to find in here besides shit? Anything other than a shitpost would be rightfully questioned

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                Go get therapy

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              Please, do us all a favor and touch grass.

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                Please do mena favour and don’t use double standards.

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          It’s true though, he said so in a Valentine’s Day card to me!

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