They are going to drive the “meet cute” genera until the wheels come off.
I am amazed this is actually real
What are the odds. Pretty cool.
this summer
“Are you ok?”
love is a story
“Were you even paying attention?!!”
of two souls
“It was brand new ffs!!”
colliding on their journey
“Oh just great, how the hell do I explain this to the insurance company? Let alone my parents!”
to their destinations
“EYES ON THE ROAD OR UP HERE ASSHOLE!!”
get ready for
My summer crash
Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt
that’s what ‘i love boosters’ should have been about. it should have been an homage to ‘you’ve got mail’ and ‘shop around the corner.’
the plot would center on two individuals who boost kias. in real life they’re rivals because they often try and target the same car, but on social media they constantly agree with each other and upvote each others posts.
they could form a union before they even realize this fact and it’s figured out when they both snoop on each others phone and check their socials.
there’s so much room in this plot for parody, satire and social commentary.
[off topic]
Crooks, a Novel About Crime And Family.
A minor Mafioso sees a woman stealing out of her boss’s cash register. They end up married with a flock of kids.
Fun novel with lots of crazy twists and turns. And a disco!
🎵
He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
He stole a van, she stole a car
They wouldn’t get far
He drove to fast, she did as well
Now they’re both rotting in a cell
Porn Directors:
Do they both flee the scene only to run headfirst into each other behind someone’s barn?
Unknown, because they both had so much stolen meth in their cars, when they collided, they both exploded into a fireball that wiped out everything within a half a mile radius
Truly kismet
I’m not sure that’s how meth works.
It’s complicated
That just means she’s still sleeping with a bunch of dudes after they broke up…but they still like the sex. So rather than admit that they’re purely using each other for their genitals, they instead try to convince you that it’s some bigger more complicated situation. It’s not. It’s sex. It’s not complicated. Genitals go boom. That’s what they should write on their profiles instead of “it’s complicated”. Instead just write “Genitals go boom”. And offer zero context. NOW it’s complicated! You’re welcome…
That’s getting added to the pile of delicious pasta I’ve been saving up.
Yeesh… sorry you’re having a messy breakup, but that’s not at all what I was talking about 😬
wow
I mean. Assuming meth acts like any other powder i.e powdered sugar, You just need a proper cloud and spark.
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Oregon, where we lay our scene…
But soft, what grill through yonder windshield breaks?
It is a car, and Juliet’s at the wheel.
Did they confirm both cars were actually stolen, and not just that ALPRs had fucked up and reported the played wrong?
Well, the guy was leading the police on a chase, so it’s probably true for that.
And she was intoxicated and they only investigated after the crash, so probably true there too.
You got your grand theft auto in my grand theft larceny!
No! You got your grand theft larceny in my grand theft auto!
I’ve got a rule I always tell people. Never commit a misdemeanor when commiting a felony. (Doesn’t have to be a misdimeanor but the point is, if you’re driving a stolen car, don’t run a red light)
Someone said ‘drive it like you stole it’ should mean going just under the speed limit and signaling all turns.
Yeah. It’s just common sense and good judgement. Which, strangely, is somewhat lacking in the majority of criminals who get caught.
Game recognizes game
Not a comedy, but David Cronenberg has a erotic thriller called Crash which is about people who get involved in car crashes.
No I haven’t seen it.
It’s worth watching.
I thought it much more interesting than the more famous “Crash” movie…
I remember when that came out. I never saw it either for some reason, even though I had rented almost everything else in that video shop.
Man, I wouldn’t want to be the insurance agent on this one…
