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linsenchip@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前

Those damned leftists!!!1!!

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Those damned leftists!!!1!!

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linsenchip@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前
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      Have you thought of some colourful throw pillows, a few LED strips, and jaunty polka playing in the background? Many the dour room has been turned gay with the addition of a little colour and music.

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      Funny, I want a boywife in my kitchen!

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      Do you buy a car before you test drive it?

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    Leftists want us to have homes!!! :3

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