Stork on the Dork
Geeses on Meeses
Mammal under an avian creature?
Honk on the stronk
Quack on a rack
Cobra turkey on tomorrow’s jerky
Canadian avian on a Canadian mammalian
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That’s easy, it’s a don’t fuck with that on a don’t fuck with that. What’s my prize?
Don’t fuck with that + don’t fuck with that = 0 fucks given
Duck on a buck? Goose on a moose?
This is the most Canadian thing ever.
Just imagine the 2 of them in a room together 😱

Dumb like a moose.

Geese on a meese
Canada has been developing a new war crime technology under the ice.
moose already are powerful enough that they hunt orca. giving them goose wings and an extra goose body with a second, very goosey head gives them air supremacy as well as land and sea supremacy.
may moose god have mercy on us all
This is the most evil meat mech I’ve ever seen.
Goose on a moose on the loose
Moose: If I hold real still maybe it won’t bite me in the nuts.
The moose can fuck that thing up if it actually tries that.
Mynd you, moose bytes kan be realli nasti
Moose amuse-bouche
Bird on the furred











