Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoAbsolutely truelemmy.worldimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1659arrow-down19
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minus-squareTIEPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·4 days agoI changed it up and bought a flamethrower. No not that wimpy Elon version. I bought an XL18, fucker throws out 135 feet of napalm. That made me happy like my .500 magnum.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 days agoHappiness is bringing sadness to people out of reach.
minus-squarezarathustrad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days ago‘Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I’m way to far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them.’
minus-squareTIEPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoModern problems need modern solutions.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoi still think it’s hard to beat the flaming trebuchet load of dog poop on the front door
I changed it up and bought a flamethrower. No not that wimpy Elon version. I bought an XL18, fucker throws out 135 feet of napalm.
That made me happy like my .500 magnum.
Happiness is bringing sadness to people out of reach.
But also fire
‘Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I’m way to far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them.’
Modern problems need modern solutions.
i still think it’s hard to beat the flaming trebuchet load of dog poop on the front door