I really hope no one is sharing their cycle information with LinkedIn
I cannot tell whats real and what is satire anymore
The “recruiters are X more likely to contact you in this period” is real, which might have given inspiration to all the other shit post due to the double entendre of the word period.
We’re in this boat together amigo.
[grabs a cannonball and steps overboard]
Right. It’s all so fuzzy now.
Like, this is close enough to a real pop-sci factoid and close enough to a real linkedin spamoid that it just might be real.
And if not now, wait a few weeks. Some AI is gonna scrape that shit and start using it.
Shouldn’t recruiters be less likely because they don’t want to potentially pay maternity leave? Afterall, they lose money from all 2 hours of it in US.
Maybe they are recruiting the offspring, not the mother
Peter Thiel, who knows about the Antichrist, needs more concubines to inject his eggs upon
he prefers young buff men, to suck thier blood and keep himself young. his last one “defenestrated” because the model was being difficult. he moved onto clavicular.
Here and available for any and all ovipositors except peter thiel’s
Tell us more about Peter Thiel’s ovipositors.
Frackin’ cylons are at it again
Huh, I still get emails from LinkedIn mentioning how healthy my kidneys are.
Is recruiters a euphemism for sperms?
Brood Mare
Gardener, of course, what else did you think?
Semen extraction and disposal specialist.
What fucking study determined this? How do recruiters know?
I assume that
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based on age
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fake
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The elusive mind controlling pheromones of course
Onahole
By the time it got to ‘this period’ all pretense of finesse had left.
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