If he said “do them in your head” it would have made more sense lol
is this from Trump’s book?
The art of the steal.
Read between the lines: they’re saying that they have to cheat to win.
If you told me this before, I would be winning every game of chess I played
Well instead of “make” it should be “think” and it would be fine, you fool
Business is like Start Craft 2, you gotta raise your APM if you want to beat the Korean pros
But he’s correct. If you’re rich enough you can bribe all the seconds, then you can make extra moves and irregular moves. Heck, you can just have all the seconds declare you victor.
For extra points, hire guys with guns to make sure everyone at the tournament agrees with your rules.
This is the state of modern neoliberal capitalism from the view of billionaire oligarchs and multi-national conglomerate corporations.
your buddy vapes over the game board
“I activate fog of war”
So what that brick do?
The FIDE regulations dictate that a player who declines en passant must drop a brick on their pipi. A brick is kept nearby for such eventualities
I mean I am not a chess enthusiast but I knew chest since I was a kid and learning of en passant just now, wow.
holy hell
new response dropped
I don’t see any anal beads in that drawing though.
Pull harder
I figured it was something like that.
I thought the one guy had shit a brick…
We hit that bullseye and the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.
Checkmate.
No no, this makes sense, you literally need to cheat.
It works for the crooks in charge.
But the people paying for these kind of alpha boot camps aren’t ever going to be in that position. They’ll just put on blinders and “hustle” like a good little worker.
After the first check you just eat their king
This explains SO much about their thinking.
I hear you can cheat at chess by sticking a vibrator in your ass.
Maybe that’s what the rich CEOs are doing to win
I keep trying but it doesn’t seem to make me rich
Maybe you already are without realizing it yet 💖
But that is how CEO assholes work (or try to until they can’t get away with it)
Source: worked with nearly a dozen CEOs of various size companies
I “know” how to play chess but when I try to play against a computer I constantly get reminded I can’t move my piece there because I would be putting myself in check.
Pretty sure I’ve only won 2 chess games in my life. … Against someone at my level.
I beat my kids
at chess whenever we play.
you didn’t know about the French cum sock opener? you fool ! had you known you could have forked me into giving up one of my pieces !
Chess isn’t actually a logic game or a smarts game, it’s a memory game. If you’re a computer or one of those 15-people-per-generation chess brains, then yeah, you probably can logic your way into thinking enough moves ahead. If not, your only option is to remember a bunch of different plays and learn how to recognise and execute the preditermined strategies. If you try to do it your way, you will be stuck losing to a bad computer or chess club kids online
To be fair, though, if you were in a game of chess where you could make 10 moves for every one move your opponent makes, it would be really easy to win that game of chess.
The Scholar’s mate school of business.
Chess with flash windows.
I feel so fucking dirty for saying those words. Good god.
